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Account age
3 yrs
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27 views
I'm wearing the hat and am super happy with it. Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and Happy Silly Season everyone! #knitting #crafts #fiberarts #sewing
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If you're in Auckland, especially the Avondale/New Lynn/Blockhouse Bay area, keep an eye out for Yellow Admiral butterflies. We found this one on our porch this afternoon. I believe that they lay eggs on stinging nettles, so please don't rip them all out of your garden. If anyone has some stinging n
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I finally made the Santa hat that I've wanted. Felt is too hot here in NZ, so I did a linen body, knitted mohair brim, self-made mohair pom pom. The pom pom is huge, larger than my fist. I'm now in peak Christmas, and my hope is to do a small embroidery project on it every year going forward.
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We were lucky enough to watch a NZ #RedAdmiral release today! 25 butterflies released in Blockhouse Bay. Three Moths and Butterflies of New Zealand Trust is some amazing work in #Auckland.
📊 Post engagement
5
Avg engagement / post
2.8%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: I'm wearing the hat and am super happy with it. Merry Christmas, · 27 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
1 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly images
Recent: 0 text · 12 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.6×
Follows 317 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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🔥 Top post
I'm wearing the hat and am super happy with it. Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and Happy Silly Season everyone! #knitting #crafts #fiberarts #sewing
Absurd cert of the day. Now you too can perform sex magic while high on peyote. https://absurdcerts.com/quiz/058b57f5-f71a-4568-a08d-1ab4761981fd
I also dramatically improved the quiz generation speed down to <15 seconds for new quizzes, a…
Absurd cert of the day: Certified Neurological Humor Specialist (ACNHS) (When Wisecracks and Puns are Symptoms of Brain Damage) https://absurdcerts.com/quiz/afa4b37c-90d9-402a-a8c4-621cb09e3c48
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We were lucky enough to watch a NZ #RedAdmiral release today! 25 butterflies released in Blockhouse Bay. Three Moths and Butterflies of New Zealand Trust is some amazing work in #Auckland.
Being a new #orchid dad has been quite rewarding. 4 new buds on my #cattelya, 1 of which is well developed and about to split, 1 I noticed last week, and 2 of which I discovered yesterday. #orchids
I finally made the Santa hat that I've wanted. Felt is too hot here in NZ, so I did a linen body, knitted mohair brim, self-made mohair pom pom. The pom pom is huge, larger than my fist. I'm now in peak Christmas, and my hope is to do a sm…
I really enjoy my in-drag Christmas party tradition. This is the year of Madonna, and more people recognized the costume than I expected.
If you're in Auckland, especially the Avondale/New Lynn/Blockhouse Bay area, keep an eye out for Yellow Admiral butterflies. We found this one on our porch this afternoon. I believe that they lay eggs on stinging nettles, so please don't r…
My #sarchochilus nabiac (Melody x Heidi) #orchid just put out a flower that doesn't match the rest on the spike, and that one flower is very similar to the plant's father (sarchochilus Heidi). This is super interesting to me.
It was great to spend a day on a dairy farm yesterday learning all about operations and milking some cows, and made some new friends. #rural #NewZealand #farming
What started as a trip to get 1 phalaenopsis orchid for my office turned into getting 1 phalaenopsis for the office, 1 cattelya for home, and a trip to the Albany Orchid Show where I won 2 Sarchochilus.
I'll try to post some photos of the…
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
mastodon.nz
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On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 5 views per post.
📤Posts about 1× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated80/100
Excellent
Credibility score
97%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~2.8% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Roadrunner on Kiwi island. #8f00ff teamer. Sometimes I set my bits, sometimes I abuse your bits
USAF Veteran for Peace, father, husband (he/him/his preferred, they is ok too). #nobots
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