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As of this week, I have gone from getting 0-5 views a day on TumblBee's itch.io page to hundreds a day, all originating from google.com. Is this some Gemini crawler DDoS fuckery…? I have never seen anything like this before
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The promo photos for smart glasses are hysterical because there is actually no one conventionally attractive enough to make these things not look like total shit
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TumblBee is a pretty niche project, so it isn't hard to discern that this is, uh, not human traffic. It would almost be funny if it didn't piss me off so bad
As of this week, I have gone from getting 0-5 views a day on TumblBee's itch.io page to hundreds a day, all originating from google.com. Is this some Gemini crawler DDoS fuckery…? I have never seen anything like this before
It actually smells kind of like my dentist’s office, which adds a whole new interesting dimension to the vague unpleasantness of using this device
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The promo photos for smart glasses are hysterical because there is actually no one conventionally attractive enough to make these things not look like total shit
I don't have any particularly warm feelings towards "smart glasses" wearers as a group, but I also don't *get* them, like, on an intellectual level. The glasses are still super expensive, super creepy, and, it must be said, *so* fucking ug…
I really feel for the #WordPress site builders who are concerned about the platform's direction but who aren't necessarily "technical" in the ways that might afford them more options. A lot of people are choosing WordPress as an alternativ…
Well, the big #WordPress AI integration release is out. It's really disheartening to see how many open-source, community-driven projects have gone all in on the whole "all JS frameworks, all AI" plague that's infected the mainstream web an…
I've been working on a little project that uses the Notion API, and I discovered, much to my chagrin, that the "retrieve page in Markdown" endpoint I was so excited about returns Markdown with no blank lines in between elements. Which, obv…
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