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Still Wakes Up Angry

Still Wakes Up Angry

Mastodon @dschmidthawk@noc.social
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Followers
211
Account age
3 yrs
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📊 Post engagement

3
Avg engagement / post
1.4%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since

🔥 Top post: @GottaLaff@mastodon.social Randy does it again!! FORTY-FIVE! - · 6 likes + reposts

📊 Activity & format

Posting cadence
0.14 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 12 text · 0 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.3×
Follows 625 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.

Recent posts

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🔥 Top post @GottaLaff@mastodon.social Randy does it again!! FORTY-FIVE! - A Randy Rainbow Song Parody https://youtu.be/MMRxhfYSdhc?si=quGntkU0TCdV2hLM via @YouTube ★ 6
Stop ice disinformation training on Instagram. Zoom meeting. https://secure.ngpvan.com/elD13dIEkEGGiwIqYlP84w2?ms=EventBuild_relational_twitter_social_audienceshare&snw=2&ref=16409782-dbb7-4e33-8dbb-fbf989e2d830#! Data downloaded from the NOAA goes east satellite compiled into animated gif https://www.reddit.com/r/spaceporn/s/ROrYJ5CXBA "NASA astronaut on ISS caught this sprite over Mexico and the US, this morning " https://www.reddit.com/r/spaceporn/s/iNlDQv2PaS ★ 2 Randy nails it perfectly, again! https://youtu.be/zQVgsB3q67M?si=W6YtE4GkImUm5vdz Pretty amazing! Plasma droplets falling to the surface of the sun: https://www.reddit.com/r/spaceporn/s/DPLoeBSZcX Traitors and just plain dicks: The SAVE Act passed 220–208, with Democrats Jared Golden, Marie Gluesenkamp Perez, Henry Cuellar, and Ed Case voting in support of a bill that could disenfranchise millions of voters. Dang ☹️ Kris Kristofferson Dead: Country Singer, 'A Star Is Born' Actor Was 88 https://variety.com/2024/film/obituaries-people-news/kris-kristofferson-dead-country-music-legend-actor-1236159472/# ★ 2 The Guardian: Maggie Smith, Oscar-winning star of stage and screen, dies aged 89 https://www.theguardian.com/film/2024/sep/27/maggie-smith-oscar-winning-star-of-stage-and-screen-dies-aged-89 ★ 1 NASA's James Webb Space Telescope Reveals New Insights Into Star Formation in the Extreme Outer Galaxy https://dailygalaxy.com/2024/09/nasa-webb-telescope-reveals-outer-galaxy/ He's baaack! The Lawyer or the Conman - A Randy Rainbow Song Parody https://youtube.com/watch?v=-Eo45EIZPCI&si=emARBZ54aoydWdXH ★ 3 We now know what really happened, by Seth Abramson: https://open.substack.com/pub/sethabramson/p/we-now-know-what-really-happened?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=ymr6u

🐘 Community & instance

Home server
noc.social
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On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.

💡 Facts

🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 3 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.1× per week.

🕵️ Fake follower check

Estimated
80/100
Excellent Credibility score
97%
Real Real audience
Low Fake-follower risk
High Data confidence
  • Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
  • Strong engagement (~1.4% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
  • Established account (3+ years old).

Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.

About

Semi-retired web developer, former law firm JOAT employee for 26 years; tech, code, design, data, and OS enthusiast. Dabbled in community activism and volunteerism, but am too introverted to understand mean & nasty people. Vegetarian/Vegan. I follow politics only for survival & to vote out ass clowns. I hate patriarchy in all its forms and will fight for the rights of women, children, animals, and all minorities with my entire being. FAFO.

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