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19
Account age
3 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
$40 – $65 / sponsored post
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📊 Post engagement
2
Avg engagement / post
10.5%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: a little visibility for @glennf’s Six Centuries of Type and Prin · 3 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.17 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 9 text · 3 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.2×
Follows 78 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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RE: https://scicomm.xyz/@dantheclamman/116954518144682511
Yikes. I mean… Samsung’s fake moon detail addition has nothing on this.
Thoughtful assessment of the progress, and lack of it, the Fediverse has made in the past couple of years: https://casually.onl/article?slug=fediverse-grew-up-2026&ref=selfh.st
Well this is new: Apple literally lies about requiring a Keynote upgrade. This message appears every time I share a Keynote presentation since Apple Creator Studio launched.
It shares just fine. It's editable on iCloud. It displays fine o…
RE: https://wandering.shop/@cstross/116007308685431986
I wonder if you’ll join Peter Watts on the list of SFF writers not allowed into the US. Not that is much of a hardship this century.
Heard a new song I like on Apple Music:
Me: Hey Siri, make a new playlist and add this song to it.
Siri: I can search the web for you when you reach your destination.
Really, Apple? It’s been over a decade and a half and Siri is still dumb…
Qualcomm’s destruction of Arduino came a lot faster than I expected. Must have been taking lessons from Broadcom: https://itsfoss.com/news/enshittification-of-arduino-begins/?ref=selfh.st
#arduino #opensource #foss 💀
this is how a President observes memorial day. Not by tweeting hateful rhetoric in all caps.
@daringfireball Noticed this in Apple's new site too: https://www.apple.com/newsroom/2025/05/apple-brings-insights-ratings-and-reviews-from-expert-sources-to-apple-maps/
I'll take any half-decent replacement for the Yelp shakedown "reviews"
What an anodyne way to say 7,600,000 people will lose healthcare with the GOP’s tax bill. Because fuck the needy.
“…Congressional Budget Office said the proposals would reduce the number of people with health care by at least 7.6 million f…
the taste of self hatred is a cheese, mayo and mustard sandwich on white bread.
#justdepressionthings #blursed
@daringfireball Of interest: AI researchers are trying to deal with the slop problem by training LLMs on a body of writing quality assessments done by humans. I think. the abstract is a little dense:
https://arxiv.org/abs/2504.07532
(edit…
Well this is new: Apple literally lies about requiring a Keynote upgrade. This message appears every time I share a Keynote presentation since Apple Creator Studio launched.
It shares just fine. It's editable on iCloud. It displays fine o…
RE: https://wandering.shop/@cstross/116007308685431986
I wonder if you’ll join Peter Watts on the list of SFF writers not allowed into the US. Not that is much of a hardship this century.
Heard a new song I like on Apple Music:
Me: Hey Siri, make a new playlist and add this song to it.
Siri: I can search the web for you when you reach your destination.
Really, Apple? It’s been over a decade and a half and Siri is still dumb…
Qualcomm’s destruction of Arduino came a lot faster than I expected. Must have been taking lessons from Broadcom: https://itsfoss.com/news/enshittification-of-arduino-begins/?ref=selfh.st
#arduino #opensource #foss 💀
this is how a President observes memorial day. Not by tweeting hateful rhetoric in all caps.
@daringfireball Noticed this in Apple's new site too: https://www.apple.com/newsroom/2025/05/apple-brings-insights-ratings-and-reviews-from-expert-sources-to-apple-maps/
I'll take any half-decent replacement for the Yelp shakedown "reviews"
What an anodyne way to say 7,600,000 people will lose healthcare with the GOP’s tax bill. Because fuck the needy.
“…Congressional Budget Office said the proposals would reduce the number of people with health care by at least 7.6 million f…
the taste of self hatred is a cheese, mayo and mustard sandwich on white bread.
#justdepressionthings #blursed
@daringfireball Of interest: AI researchers are trying to deal with the slop problem by training LLMs on a body of writing quality assessments done by humans. I think. the abstract is a little dense:
https://arxiv.org/abs/2504.07532
(edit…
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
hachyderm.io
A tech & engineering server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 2 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.2× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated76/100
Good
Credibility score
97%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
Medium
Data confidence
- Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~0.1× of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
“Thou shalt not violate causality within my historical light cone. Or else.”
Yet another Twitter refugee. Currently obsessed with The Locked Tomb series.
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