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19
Account age
3 yrs
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A Grimm Tale: The iron stove was cold, black, filled with soot and silence. She crawled inside, the darkness smelling of cold ash and burnt wood, and pressed her face to the flue. She could not, dare not, tell a living soul, but the secret had to be told. So she whispered into the dark, pouring out the story of her stolen crown, the blood on the handkerchief, and her horse’s severed head speaking
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#SilentSunday
#airdriealta #watertower
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Saucy Robot Stories: Lodovico & Beatrice: 5/5
Lodovico-as-Anchino goes outside and berates Egano-disguised-as-Beatrice, yelling that he’d never betray Egano. The vain husband is convinced he has the most loyal assistant.
Full story: https://waferiction.blogspot.com/2026/07/saucy-robot-stories-ludovico-and.html
#microfiction #pulp #scifi #aiart
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Saucy Robot Stories: Lodovico & Beatrice: 4/5
Angrily, Egano throws on his wife's silk robe as a disguise to catch the traitor red-handed. The moment he leaves, Beatrice locks the door, and the lovers ... well!
Full story: https://waferiction.blogspot.com/2026/07/saucy-robot-stories-ludovico-and.html
#microfiction #pulp #scifi #aiart
📊 Post engagement
1
Avg engagement / post
5.3%
Engagement vs followers
Dec 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: A Grimm Tale: The iron stove was cold, black, filled with soot a · 2 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
5.7 / week
Posts several times a week.
Content mix
Mostly images
Recent: 0 text · 12 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.3×
Follows 55 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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🔥 Top post
A Grimm Tale: The iron stove was cold, black, filled with soot and silence. She crawled inside, the darkness smelling of cold ash and burnt wood, and pressed her face to the flue. She could not, dare not, tell a living soul, but the secret had to be told. So she whispered into t…
Saucy Robot Stories: The Grey Glove 5/5
She vanishes into the silver haze, leaving Aaron with only her glove... and a vow to return with the spring currents.
He waits. Through frost. Through silence. Through longing.
Will she come back?
…
Saucy Robot Stories: The Grey Glove 4/5
Moonlight. A bare hand. A confession trembling on her lips.
“I want to stay,” she says. “But I can’t. Not yet.”
And then she gives him the glove: a symbol and a promise.
Full story link: https://wa…
Saucy Robot Stories: The Grey Glove 3/5
Days blur into weeks: shared books, shared rivers, shared silences that feel dangerously like love.
But every courier delivery drains her glow...
What secret life is she running from?
Full story li…
Saucy Robot Stories: The Grey Glove 2/5
He only wanted to fish. He did not expect a grey‑armoured beauty to hook him in the ear and in the heart.
Her touch? Cool metal. Her gaze? Pure wildfire.
Aaron’s systems never stood a chance.
Full …
Saucy Robot Stories: The Grey Glove 1/5
A trout slips away. A lonely android sighs. And a river whispers: you can’t outrun the past forever.
But when Aaron hears footsteps upstairs at the inn... something in his chest sparks back to li…
Saucy Robot Stories: Lodovico & Beatrice: 5/5
Lodovico-as-Anchino goes outside and berates Egano-disguised-as-Beatrice, yelling that he’d never betray Egano. The vain husband is convinced he has the most loyal assistant.
Full story: https:…
Saucy Robot Stories: Lodovico & Beatrice: 4/5
Angrily, Egano throws on his wife's silk robe as a disguise to catch the traitor red-handed. The moment he leaves, Beatrice locks the door, and the lovers ... well!
Full story: https://waferict…
Saucy Robot Stories: Lodovico & Beatrice: 3/5
Beatrice has a plan. At midnight, Lodovico slips into the master suite. The moment he touches her skin, she wakes her husband, claims Anchino tried to seduce her and is waiting out in the garde…
Saucy Robot Stories: Lodovico & Beatrice: 2/5
Left alone during a corporate retreat, Beatrice invites the new assistant to a game of chess. Losing on purpose to flatter her ego, Lodovico takes a calculated risk: confessing his true identit…
Saucy Robot Stories: Lodovico & Beatrice: 1/5
Android diplomat Lodovico is obsessed with a woman he’s never met... just by looking at her portraits. He takes a massive gamble: masquerading as a domestic model named Anichino just to enter h…
#SilentSunday
#airdriealta #watertower
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
mstdn.ca
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
On Mastodon since
Dec 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 1 views per post.
📤Posts about 5.7× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated76/100
Good
Credibility score
97%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
Medium
Data confidence
- Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~5.3% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
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