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📊 Post engagement
Recent posts · likes + reposts
Jul 26latest
3
Avg engagement / post
1–4
Typical post (engagement)
0.2%
Engagement vs followers
64/100
Consistent reach
Jan 2026
On Mastodon since
Half of recent posts land between 1 and 4 likes + reposts (median 3) — a dependable floor a sponsored post can count on.
🔥 Top post: "Israeli human rights org @btselem is calling for action to stop · 9 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
15.2 / week
Toots daily — consistently active for a campaign window.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 12 text · 0 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
2.4×
Follows 659 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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What Bricks and Minifigs has in common with Taylor Farms.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=be5wblJ2D1k
#BrickByBrick
"The personal choice itself isn't the political act. Analyzing why you do or don't have that choice is."
~ revolutionarythot
The harder work begins with analyzing why you have a choice that others do not have, and coming to terms with how …
Whiteness is rent-seeking.
#lumpentheory
Postural class theory, as distinct from categorical class theory, is an analytical framework for understanding the non-isomorphic habiti of interlocking systems of oppression.
Intersecting and overlapping factors of discrimination and priv…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WC_y8EoNQE
"If they can genocide Palestine why the fuck do you think
They can't do this to you?
If they can invade Venezuela why the fuck do you think
That they can't make this our truth?
If you can sit around on the couch not do a damn thing
Why the…
@inquiline
Not going to share, but recently found myself confronted with a video of a deer intervening against a red-tail hawk's attack on a rabbit...
Only for the deer to then spend three full minutes battering the bird, even despite ano…
The problem of economics is that it presumes production and consumption as fundamental. Which is to say, all economic theory amounts to contention over determination of vs. deference to libidinous desires: as if it is productive desires, a…
Metamodernity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dy3VkJPr1Bc
#BrickByBrick
Metamodernity is the reification of Fukuyama: synthesis with no emergent antithesis; floating compression of dialectic with no hope of precipitation. No solution, not even suspension, only colloid.
History as aerosol, as gel, defective, gl…
The state regulatory story aside, am hoping to live to see the day when the immuno-regulatory story gets equal billing.
Outbreaks are becoming more common. Failure of public health surveillance, sure. Climate change leading to more zoonot…
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
beige.party
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On Mastodon since
Jan 2026
An established account with real history on the platform.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2026.
👁️Averages 3 views per post.
📤Posts about 15.2× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated35/100
Low
Credibility score
68%
Mixed
Real audience
Medium
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 68% real, active audience · Medium fake-follower risk.
- Low engagement (~0.2% of followers engage each post) — a sign of an inflated or inactive audience.
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Lumpentheorist; abolitionist; critic of whiteness, workerist cosmogony, and the ableism of the Left.
Masks are empathy fashion.
Own it—make it yours.
Intricate words fulfill me:
Anticipate jargon here.
Semantic critique ain't your jam?
Don't whinge—just go away.
Ace enby aphant WP in #NYC.
gonzo/whatever/they/them
If you would throw me and mine to the wolves so to claim victory over those wolves, you can take your Democratic National Chamberlain 🤡ass to someone else's mentions.
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