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Oh, absolutely screw right he hell off, CrystalDiskMark. I am never installing you ever again.
You default to accepting your own terms of service as "off", even though your terms are "you're on your own, mate," but you you then default to …
It’s ducking half past midnight Sunday night. In the last hour I’ve heard three separate sets of “gunshots or fireworks”, and in the last five minutes two separate “assholes with way too loud exhausts purposefully making as much noise as p…
Maximum ridiculosity: Dell sold both of these "laptops" in 2008:
Well, that was painful. #PuzzleScore
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Sorry, @Vox your latest sponsored FIFA video on YouTube earns an unsubscribe of your channel from me. Accepting advertorial money from fascist-enabling FIFA is a bridge too far for me.
Anyone know if there's a Discord Client that runs on the new C64 Ultimate? I can't find one, and searching "Commodore Discord client" returns only Discord *SERVERS*...
GORF!
Having fun dealing with Apple Support.
A couple weeks ago, I decided to switch my Apple devices to an AppleCare One, rather than separately paid ones.
My phone and watch apparently subscribed to it on my ancient "not a full email address" …
Gotta love people who post in forums with a problem - specifically by resurrecting an ancient thread about _the exact opposite problem._
My dude, create a new thread.
I kind of wish I’d timed it - apparently doing a full format on a 100 GB BD-RE disc takes over 24 hours.
Both got *SUPER* hot right next to the USB-C port. They were in different cases, using different USB-C cables, plugged in to different power bricks (both high quality by "known good" companies.)
WTF? I know I've run one of these off USB-C …
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