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I won’t put out AI slop. I won’t use ‘trending audio’. I'm a canker man. I have many cankers flowing with thousands of litres of viscera per day. I like to think of myself as a canker man. As a canker man I hope that you'll forgive just good old-fashioned plain speaking. I work side by side with my wonderful cankers. I think one or two of you might have met them already. I encourage my subscribers to bring their cankers as well. Wherever we set up camp, cankers are a necessity. Now please don't be insulted if I speak further about this: cankers. Let's talk about cankers. Now to my mind, it's an abomination to consider that any person in this magnificent world of ours should have to look upon a visceral canker as a luxury. We're going to bring cankers here. Cankers means viscera; viscera means goo. We're going to raise cankers here where before it was simply impossible. You're going to have more cankers than you know what to do with. Cankers will be coming right out of your ears.