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Followers
102.2K
Posts
41.3K
Following
26.2K
Account age
4 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
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📊 Post performance
Recent posts · views
Sep 13latest
2.6M
Avg views / post
1.1M–3.3M
Typical post (views)
25.4×
Reach vs followers
39/100
Variable reach
Dec 2021
On X since
Half of recent posts land between 1.1M and 3.3M views (median 2.9M) — reach is spiky, driven by the occasional post that pops.
🔥 Top post: Yesterday, I took my 21 year old dog to the vet to put her down. · 22.9M views
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.28 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 0 video · 0 image · 18 text.
Follower / following
3.9×
Follows 26.2K back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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Putin, Netanyahu and Trump are three old men in their 70’s destroying the world just to stay out of prison.
Who paid for Charlie Kirk’s $25M state memorial service which was really a Trump rally?
U.S. taxpayers, of course.
Ted Cruz: “If you’re not born in the United States you are not a citizen of the United States.”
Me: “Ted Cruz was born in Canada.”
RFK, Jr. : “Children who are vaccinated miss out on a lot of things in life.”
Yeah, like measles, pertussis, diphtheria, tuberculosis, tetanus and rubella.
Reporter: “Mr. Trump, how do you feel about the new poll showing you’re now ranked #1 among US presidents?”
Trump: “I deserve it.”
Reporter: “The poll shows that you just surpassed James Buchanan as the worst president in history.”
As a child, I was vaccinated which made me miss out on a lot of things in life.
Like, polio, measles, and rubella.
RFK, Jr. :”Children who are vaccinated miss out on a lot of things in life.”
Yeah, like polio, measles, rubella and Covid.
Dear Latinos for Trump:
During WWII 120,000 Japanese people were put in concentration camps.
They were legal U.S. citizens.
My wife and I hate Trump but as Christians we’re praying for him in church today.
Dear Lord, we pray for this mf to lose by a landslide and disappear from our lives forever. Amen!🙏
Yesterday, my 104 year old grandmother cast her mail in ballot for Kamala Harris.
This morning, she passed away. 😢
Republicans: “Dead people are voting!”
Samuel Alito: “There’s nothing in the Constitution that says a woman has the right to an abortion.”
Well, there’s nothing in the Constitution that says a former president has full immunity from prosecution.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined X in 2021 — 4 years ago.
👁️Averages 2.6M views per post.
📤Posts about 0.3× per week.
💬137.74% engagement rate.
🏅Earned the 100K Followers for passing 100K followers.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated70/100
Good
Credibility score
83%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 83% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~25.4× of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Established account (4+ years old).
- 137.74% engagement is implausibly high for a X account this size (typ. ~2.6%) — a red flag for engagement pods or bought likes/comments.
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
As my high IQ followers know, I have never faked a sarcasm.
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