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I am now a married man. I mean penguin.
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I NEVER SIGNED UP FOR ONEDRIVE, @MICROSOFT! This had better not delete any of the "local" files on my laptop.
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The worst thing about leaving LMG is no longer being able to make @EmilyAYoung1 fix my computer
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I am now a dad.
I NEVER SIGNED UP FOR ONEDRIVE, @MICROSOFT! This had better not delete any of the "local" files on my laptop.
The worst thing about leaving LMG is no longer being able to make @EmilyAYoung1 fix my computer
I did not personally witness the other things she describes. But, she privately told me some of them a few days after quitting, and of those, her story has not changed. (2/2)
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What is the POINT of sleep mode on my PC if it just wakes itself back up at random
I am now a married man. I mean penguin.
Bought a suit today.
I showed this image to a barista at Starbucks as she was making my drink, explaining that I'd built a Starbucks out of Lego.
She did NOT care.
Current office setup. And yes, @LegalEagle is my first editing client.
I moved. Here's my temporary new setup. Still waiting for the movers to bring all our other stuff.
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