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“Today I feel like letting a bellend hold the World Cup if he gives me a free steak.”
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Who knew Audi drivers were this sensitive 😂
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Farewell Goodison Park. Great atmosphere. Terrible security. Special memories of getting arrested there #EndOfAnEra
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“Today I feel like letting a bellend hold the World Cup if he gives me a free steak.”
Tickets are flying! So I’ve added a load more dates to my new stand-up tour! 🎤🔥
New cities across the UK plus extra shows in London, Birmingham & more! 💫
Get your tickets now – link in bio! 🙌
The backlash to Bob Vylan’s set is disgusting, and I worry that Glastonbury will no longer be a safe space for people who want to kill Jews.
Farewell Goodison Park. Great atmosphere. Terrible security. Special memories of getting arrested there #EndOfAnEra
People have always found a reason to hate and kill Jews.
Whatever time, whatever place, people have always justified blaming something on us, and killing us.
I think the right-wing government in Israel is a disgrace.
I think the way Pal…
Who knew Audi drivers were this sensitive 😂
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Am I the only one who feels Captain Tom’s family have done nothing wrong? I’m happy that my donation has helped build a spa and pool complex for his lovely daughter and her husband Colin, who must both still be exhausted from watching Tom …
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BREAKING: Rain expected in Qatar today, FIFA cancelling all #WorldCup matches in case there’s a rainbow.
As featured in the new @Netflixuk documentary. I’m counting it as my first stand-up special 😂
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Who’s going to North Korea for #WorldCup 2026? 🇰🇵🙌⚽️
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