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159.8K
Posts
4.3K
Following
296
Account age
3 yrs
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Known for
3.6M views
You play doom with a CPU.
I play doom with CPU usage.
we are not the same
2.4M views
Photo
1.9M views
OS internals books are wild...
1.2M views
When you make a Bank ACH transaction, it’s literally just an SFTP upload.
Sent as a NACHA file, it's 940 bytes of ASCII text.
Bank-to-Bank transactions cost ~0.2 cents. As long as it travels via encrypted tunnel; it’s compliant!
Here’s how the quirky system works:
📊 Post performance
687.1K
Avg views / post
4.3×
Reach vs followers
Jan 2023
On X since
🔥 Top post: You play doom with a CPU. I play doom with CPU usage. we are no · 3.6M views
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.11 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly images
Recent: 1 video · 16 image · 1 text.
Follower / following
540×
Follows 296 back. A strong ratio — an audience that follows them, not a follow-for-follow network.
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You play doom with a CPU.
I play doom with CPU usage.
we are not the same
I’ll be giving a keynote at CppCon 2026 this September, and releasing an open-source intelligent memory tiering library to go with it!
Alternative tiers of memory with vastly different latency characteristics are important considerations …
imagine if modern datacenters looked this beautiful
glass walls, street level, IBM in the 1960s was unmatched
if you’re an EE, CS, or cryptography student
write your thesis on public key cryptography at the image sensor level
Proof of Physical capture will become a backbone of society soon.
Much like humans, CPUs heal in their sleep.
CPUs are *technically* replaceable / wear items. They don’t last forever.
Yet, the moment stress is removed, transistor degradation (partially) reverses.
It's called Bias Temperature Instabil…
if you google "bad UX" all the results are in comic sans lol
When you make a Bank ACH transaction, it’s literally just an SFTP upload.
Sent as a NACHA file, it's 940 bytes of ASCII text.
Bank-to-Bank transactions cost ~0.2 cents. As long as it travels via encrypted tunnel; it’s compliant!
Here’s …
Fading out audio is one of the most CPU-intensive tasks you can possibly do!
Values that get close (but not quite) zero, hit an underflow gap known as "Subnormal" range.
It’s a mathematical conundrum so tricky, both x86 and ARM made spec…
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I'm proud to announce that I've renewed my SSL certificate
get this man to nvidia STAT
Can’t make this up, my in-flight tv is already hacked on the way to defcon
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined X in 2023 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 687.1K views per post.
📤Posts about 0.1× per week.
💬16.63% engagement rate.
🏅Earned the 100K Followers for passing 100K followers.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated98/100
Excellent
Credibility score
99%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 99% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~4.3× of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Organic base — far more followers than accounts it follows.
- Verified account.
- Established account (3+ years old).
- 16.63% engagement — above the ~14.4% typical for a X account this size.
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
researcher @google; serial complexity unpacker;
http://youtube.com/@lauriewired
ex @ msft & aerospace
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