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It’s 100 degrees in my room, but 68 outside, but I can’t change that because England has dumb rules
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I’m a photographer and understand (I think) Trumps popularity, but I’ve got no answer to how the dude has a knack for producing iconic photos almost weekly. He’s a meme machine.
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America! America! Home of the free!
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Six year olds walking home from school, on their own, is one of those things the rest of the world understands as normal but the US sees as criminal
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It’s 100 degrees in my room, but 68 outside, but I can’t change that because England has dumb rules
Owner convinced I’m making a mistake ordering this. Has pantomimed four separate times that it’s spicy and I’ll die like the clueless white guy I am.
I've been walking the world now for 4 years, and so to celebrate that milestone, I interview myself, because who knows me better than me?
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Everyone who advocates for "walkable dense cities" with mixed zoning must understand they work when, and only when, people trust each other and don't mind living close together and sharing stuff, like subways and buses and that only happe…
I’m a photographer and understand (I think) Trumps popularity, but I’ve got no answer to how the dude has a knack for producing iconic photos almost weekly. He’s a meme machine.
One of my most enduring memories from my ten years traveling the US was being in a dive bar somewhere in Ohio and a woman got all upset that her man had went into the bathroom, locked it, and that was half hour ago and he wasn't answering …
A) she’s doing a great job
B) if you think this is weird, then you got an issue with Balinese culture, and that’s your problem
C) independent of all that, almost everyone in a culture (except twitter weirdos and a minority of academics) …
The Panera bread thing is so cartoonishly corrupt and so relatively small stakes.
Could only be done by a political class who doesn't feel the least bit threatened and so can do whatever they want.
This is nothing. I remember being on trading floor in 08, at the absolute worst of the crisis, and hearing people making 2 mill a year saying, "It's all over. I'm toast." and realizing even though they'd been making that for a few years, t…
I mean, is the claim that Harvard is running a scam? That their extension school -- which on it's website says "We are Harvard", is not in fact Harvard?
Funny people suggesting I go out and buy wire-cutters in a small English city on a Sunday night. Only thing open is pubs and, well, more pubs. And they close at 10 just because
Can’t believe I just spent 45 minutes unscrewing a window lock with travel finger nail clippers.
To be rewarded by curry and flat beer
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