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John Mulaney getting on stage and mercilessly mocking everyone at Salesforce’s Dreamforce conference is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read
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Christmas gift from my grandma this year:
A 380-page, full-color cookbook with all of her favorite recipes she’s collected over the past 70+ years.
She spent the past few years typing out her hundreds of handwritten recipe cards and taking photos of everything she makes.
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(There’s no world where he hires an artist to do this. The only reason people are doing it at all is because it’s free.)
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(There’s no world where he hires an artist to do this. The only reason people are doing it at all is because it’s free.)
I wish I could have been a fly on the wall for when the Google team realized, “You know what, if you look at the cumulative number of miles of roads on the planet… we could actually just mount a camera on a car and drive down every single …
Do we have to pretend like a murdered out black nearly silent nearly indestructible car that goes 0-60 in 2.6 seconds isn’t cool?
Christmas gift from my grandma this year:
A 380-page, full-color cookbook with all of her favorite recipes she’s collected over the past 70+ years.
She spent the past few years typing out her hundreds of handwritten recipe cards and taki…
John Mulaney getting on stage and mercilessly mocking everyone at Salesforce’s Dreamforce conference is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read
Wife: “What did your teacher remember about September 11th?”
Nine-year-old: “She was only four then, she doesn’t remember it at all.”
So the “Chase unlimited money glitch” that went viral on TikTok was:
* Writing yourself a giant check
* Mobile depositing that check
* Going to an ATM to withdraw cash before the check cleared
…Literally just committing check fraud
This is one of my favorite threads on X.
People who don’t lift dismissively mocking average people for not being able to curl 50kg (110 pounds).
And jacked gym bros explaining how extreme it is to be able to do so.
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