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1.8K views 病假当年假休了十天，在b站学习筛法证明素数的有界间距，独立战旗游戏《Tactical Breach Wizards》全成就进度68%，三场中老年异性恋地下情人故事会，不看书不学习一行代码都不写，马龙甚至还拿了男双冠军，这样的日子不多，要珍惜。

1.7K views 中午已经听到捷报，AI在人类看世界杯的时候随手证否了八十多年前的著名数学猜想😂 猜你喜欢：OpenAI 证明单位距离猜想 https://m.bilibili.com/video/BV1G7jJ6nEbV

惊呆了，你们金融公司用的编程语言一个比一个不正常，我在十多年前非洲学过 APL 家族的 J 语言，所以一眼认出这是 APL 家族的 Q 语言，给大家感受一下这种函数式面向数组语言是怎么写递归阶乘的： {$[x=0;1;x*.z.s[x-1]]} 数组是第一公民数据结构： q)dict:`items`sales`prices!(items;sales;prices) q)dict items | nut bolt cam cog sales | 6 8 0 3 prices| 10 20 15 20 访问 kdb+ 的 TCP server： q)h:hopen 5000 / connect to the server q)h(add;2;3) / pass the client function 'add' to the server

1.6K views 惊呆了，你们金融公司用的编程语言一个比一个不正常，我在十多年前非洲学过 APL 家族的 J 语言，所以一眼认出这是 APL 家族的 Q 语言，给大家感受一下这种函数式面向数组语言是怎么写递归阶乘的： {$[x=0;1;x*.z.s[x-1]]} 数组是第一公民数据结构： q)dict:`items`sales`prices!(items;sales;prices) q)dict items | nut bolt cam cog sales | 6 8 0 3 prices| 10 20 15 20 访问 kdb+ 的 TCP server： q)h:hopen 5000 / connect to the server q)h(add;2;3) / pass the client function 'add' to the server

981 views 已品😭两面傩兰的上一作我完全嗤之以鼻，但这一作实在是太棒了，比马眼棒还要棒！

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🔥 Top post: 病假当年假休了十天，在b站学习筛法证明素数的有界间距，独立战旗游戏《Tactical Breach Wizards》全成就进度6 · 1.8K views

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🔥 Top post 病假当年假休了十天，在b站学习筛法证明素数的有界间距，独立战旗游戏《Tactical Breach Wizards》全成就进度68%，三场中老年异性恋地下情人故事会，不看书不学习一行代码都不写，马龙甚至还拿了男双冠军，这样的日子不多，要珍惜。 👁 1.8K

手滑眼瞎型 bug 是我一生之敌，下面的 n 皇后我一次写出然后 wrong answer，肉眼观察+心灵分析+小黄鸭debug十多分钟毫无进展只能请教 LLM 才发现写错变量。别问为什么不一开始就 LLM debug，面试考察心灵😭至于为什么我还在用心灵面试，中老年再就业是这样的… 👁 1K 看了昨天 @ManjusakaH 转发的 simd 科普之后我才知道原来字符串搜索也可以 simd，我当时就萌生了一个大胆的想法，何不买一根 335mm Φ8mm 的金属棒何不让 bpf 也用 simd 搜索 http header，目前的实践都是狗屎，我和同事在 6.1 ec2 上编译 kfunc 的惨痛经历… 👁 1.3K 下面的 go 程序能跑起来吗？ package main import ( "log" "net" "os" ) func main() { ln, err := net.Listen("tcp", ":"+os.Args[1]) if err != nil { log.Fatal(err) } defer ln.Close() select {} } 有了 LLM 就跟玩游戏输秘籍… 👁 1.1K

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中午已经听到捷报，AI在人类看世界杯的时候随手证否了八十多年前的著名数学猜想😂 猜你喜欢：OpenAI 证明单位距离猜想 https://m.bilibili.com/video/BV1G7jJ6nEbV 👁 1.7K

已品😭两面傩兰的上一作我完全嗤之以鼻，但这一作实在是太棒了，比马眼棒还要棒！ 👁 981 众所周知，“苏俄历史上唯一一次考虑使用核武器是针对中国”——知乎作者：牛角挂书链接：https://www.zhihu.com/question/606136741/answer/2032231387009435041 来源：知乎著作权归作者所有。商业转载请联系作者获得授权，非商业转载请注明出处。 1969年8… 👁 1.4K 天雷滚滚我好怕怕地铁看吵架我笑嘻嘻： https://lwn.net/SubscriberLink/1080162/795d3838e471262c/ The series is completely unmergeable as it stands. Not even close. code war crimes against __rmqueue_smallest() something you expect to see on … 👁 939

惊呆了，你们金融公司用的编程语言一个比一个不正常，我在十多年前非洲学过 APL 家族的 J 语言，所以一眼认出这是 APL 家族的 Q 语言，给大家感受一下这种函数式面向数组语言是怎么写递归阶乘的： {$[x=0;1;x*.z.s[x-1]]} 数组是第一公民数据结构： q)dict:`… 👁 1.6K 抹茶发现 netfilter userspace library "libnftnl" 的 examples/nft-set-elem-add.c 跑不起来，看 syscall 也看不懂，毕竟 netlink msg 谁™能看懂？一起痛骂 “libnftnl 是什么垃圾” 和 “你的 7.2 内核太新了，新内核全是 bug 很合理” 之后，我也好奇起来了… 👁 1.5K cilium/ebpf 的 zero-copy ringbuf 终于合并了，测试在 64 字节消息传输时性能 x2.5，1024 字节消息性能 x5，喜，终于赶上隔壁 libbpf 和 aya-rs 😊 不过我最想吐槽的还是这期间糟糕的开源协作体验。我去年12月提交了第一版 RFC draft PR，以 florianl （点… 👁 1.5K

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Est. 81% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
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