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The Map is Mostly Water

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Substack @simonsarris Parenting
🔄 Data last refreshed 1 month ago
Subscribers
28K
Account age
6 yrs
🎁 Free analysisfor The Map is Mostly Water

💡 Facts

🗓️Joined Substack in 2020 — 6 years ago.
📤Posts about 0.1× per week.
💬0.89% engagement rate.
🏅Earned the 10K Subscribers for passing 10K subscribers.

👥 Audience demographics

Estimated

Modeled from this creator's niche, platform & region — a niche benchmark, not this creator's real audience data.

Gender split
Male 34% Female 66%
Age · peak 18-24
13-1711%
18-2433%
25-3432%
35-4416%
45+8%
Top geographies
  • United States34%
  • India11%
  • United Kingdom8%
  • Brazil6%
  • Indonesia5%
Audience language
  • English88%
  • Other12%
Likely interests
EntertainmentLifestyleTrending

💬 Newsletter engagement

Measured

Real reader activity from the last 12 posts — reactions, comments and restacks are public on every Substack post.

250
❤ avg reactions / post
15
💬 avg comments / post
47
🔁 avg restacks / post
0.89%
Excellentreaction rate
Free issues (reach the whole list) vs paywalled
92% free

Almost every issue is free — a sponsor reaches the entire subscriber base.

About

anecdotes, fables, tales, advice, photography, questions, sentiment, and ways to get lost in the forest

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How many subscribers does The Map is Mostly Water have?
The Map is Mostly Water has 28,000 subscribers on Substack.

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