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The Halfway Cafe

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📣Sponsored placementThe primary sponsor slot at the top of a regular issue — you… $348→ 📝Sponsored post (editorial)A full post written in my voice featuring your product — new… $626→ 📧Dedicated sendA whole solo email to my list about you — the entire inbox m… $905→ 🔖Classified / footer adA short text ad in the footer of an issue — the affordable e… $104→ 📦Package / presenting sponsorRecurring placements across several issues — "brought to you… $1,044/mo→ ⭐Paid recommendationI recommend your newsletter or product to my subscribers via… $418→ 🎙️Podcast ad (host-read)A host-read ad on my Substack podcast — my voice, my listene… $522→ 🔗Affiliate / commissionOngoing affiliate mentions in my issues. The monthly fee is … $174/mo→ 🤝Cross-promo swapWe recommend each other to our lists — a value swap between … Swap→ 📞1:1 ConsultPaid video call — advice, coaching or Q&A $75/hr→

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Subscribers
36K
Account age
5 yrs
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💡 Facts

🗓️Joined Substack in 2021 — 5 years ago.
📤Posts about 4.5× per week.
💬0.22% engagement rate.
🏅Earned the 10K Subscribers for passing 10K subscribers.

👥 Audience demographics

Estimated

Modeled from this creator's niche, platform & region — a niche benchmark, not this creator's real audience data.

Gender split
Male 52% Female 48%
Age · peak 18-24
13-179%
18-2436%
25-3430%
35-4414%
45+11%
Top geographies
  • United States34%
  • India11%
  • United Kingdom8%
  • Brazil6%
  • Indonesia5%
Likely interests
EntertainmentLifestyleTrending

💬 Newsletter engagement

Measured

Real reader activity from the last 12 posts — reactions, comments and restacks are public on every Substack post.

78
❤ avg reactions / post
12
💬 avg comments / post
26
🔁 avg restacks / post
0.22%
Strongreaction rate
Free issues (reach the whole list) vs paywalled
92% free

Almost every issue is free — a sponsor reaches the entire subscriber base.

About

Dadaist graffiti news. Halfway true comedy and satire by Dash MacIntyre. I don't report the facts, I improve them.

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How many subscribers does The Halfway Cafe have?
The Halfway Cafe has 36,000 subscribers on Substack.

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