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🗓️Joined Substack in 2025 — 1 year ago.
📤Posts about 2.3× per week.
💬0.3% engagement rate.

👥 Audience demographics

Estimated

Modeled from this creator's niche, platform & region — a niche benchmark, not this creator's real audience data.

Gender split
Male 49% Female 51%
Age · peak 18-24
13-1711%
18-2433%
25-3432%
35-4416%
45+8%
Top geographies
  • United States34%
  • India11%
  • United Kingdom8%
  • Brazil6%
  • Indonesia5%
Likely interests
EntertainmentLifestyleTrending

💬 Newsletter engagement

Measured

Real reader activity from the last 12 posts — reactions, comments and restacks are public on every Substack post.

6
❤ avg reactions / post
2
💬 avg comments / post
1
🔁 avg restacks / post
0.3%
Strongreaction rate
Free issues (reach the whole list) vs paywalled
100% free

Almost every issue is free — a sponsor reaches the entire subscriber base.

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