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Conquest of the Useless

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🗓️Joined Substack in 2020 — 6 years ago.
📤Posts about 2.2× per week.
💬0.51% engagement rate.
🏅Earned the 10K Subscribers for passing 10K subscribers.

👥 Audience demographics

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Gender split
Male 47% Female 53%
Age · peak 18-24
13-1712%
18-2434%
25-3428%
35-4417%
45+9%
Top geographies
  • United States34%
  • India11%
  • United Kingdom8%
  • Brazil6%
  • Indonesia5%
Likely interests
EntertainmentLifestyleTrending

💬 Newsletter engagement

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Real reader activity from the last 12 posts — reactions, comments and restacks are public on every Substack post.

61
❤ avg reactions / post
10
💬 avg comments / post
16
🔁 avg restacks / post
0.51%
Excellentreaction rate
Free issues (reach the whole list) vs paywalled
100% free

Almost every issue is free — a sponsor reaches the entire subscriber base.

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