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28 views
Duck Duck Go winning the internet this week.
#DuckDuckGo #Smartglasses #PervertGlasses
I have downloaded it so you don't have to click on an IG link
5 views
Do these AI weenies not stop and think before opening their yaps? Or do they only ever talk to Chatty G, etc?
2 views
Newspaper columnist, broadcaster, and cunt, Rod Liddle, dies aged 66
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cly59lwe93po
📊 Post engagement
Recent posts · likes + reposts
Jul 31latest
7
Avg engagement / post
1–9
Typical post (engagement)
0.4%
Engagement vs followers
49/100
Variable reach
Dec 2025
On Mastodon since
Half of recent posts land between 1 and 9 likes + reposts (median 5) — reach is spiky, driven by the occasional post that pops.
🔥 Top post: Duck Duck Go winning the internet this week. #DuckDuckGo #Smartg · 28 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
24.1 / week
Toots daily — consistently active for a campaign window.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 9 text · 1 image · 2 video.
Follower / following
1.5×
Follows 1.2K back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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🔥 Top post
Duck Duck Go winning the internet this week.
#DuckDuckGo #Smartglasses #PervertGlasses
I have downloaded it so you don't have to click on an IG link
Former neo-Nazi activist selected as Tory candidate for Somerset council election | Conservatives | The Guardian
MAGA cosplaying Nazi dickhead 🙄
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/aug/03/former-neo-nazi-activist-selected-as-tory-can…
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Newspaper columnist, broadcaster, and cunt, Rod Liddle, dies aged 66
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cly59lwe93po
"Reform's Richard Tice investigated by parliamentary standards watchdog"
Sleaze did for the Tories. Now it is doing for Reform, because they're all a bunch of fucking crooks.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ceqe24qjgzdo
#UKPol
Tories and Reform trying to outflank each other on the right this morning.
It's been kicked off by a pitiful attempt by Reform to reframe the narrative around (guess what?) immigration to try and distract from the fact that they a…
Good to see guy who monitors his son's boners has a new hobby.
"Biohacker (not a real thing) Bryan Johnson is keeping his girlfriend’s menstrual blood in his freezer."
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/aug/01/biohacker-bryan-j…
Do these AI weenies not stop and think before opening their yaps? Or do they only ever talk to Chatty G, etc?
Israeli West Bank settler tells BBC attacks on Palestinians are justified as revenge - BBC News
So by that logic...
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4g4djgdyk2o
Also, why we're on the subject... what happened to the F-15 pilot who ejected over Iran who they staged that enormous, botched "rescue" operation that led to the loss of multiple transport aircraft and helicopters on that make-shift deep i…
So all the briefings and arrests were lies then? Or did the arrests never happen? Were they staged? What about the "350m cut" in the liner?
Trump administration drops Reflecting Pool vandalism charge and admits 'botched' repairs - BBC News…
‘It’s too fast, too big’: speed of climate crisis is devastating crops, say farmers.
The last thing you want is "too fast, too big" when everything is so dry.
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2026/jul/31/speed-of-climate-crisis-deva…
We are all dried out.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckgv657e1yko
Also:
"Levels are lowest in the South West, with Wimbleball and Blagdon classed as exceptionally low. " -- you will not convince me that these are real place names.
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Newspaper columnist, broadcaster, and cunt, Rod Liddle, dies aged 66
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cly59lwe93po
"Reform's Richard Tice investigated by parliamentary standards watchdog"
Sleaze did for the Tories. Now it is doing for Reform, because they're all a bunch of fucking crooks.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ceqe24qjgzdo
#UKPol
Tories and Reform trying to outflank each other on the right this morning.
It's been kicked off by a pitiful attempt by Reform to reframe the narrative around (guess what?) immigration to try and distract from the fact that they a…
Good to see guy who monitors his son's boners has a new hobby.
"Biohacker (not a real thing) Bryan Johnson is keeping his girlfriend’s menstrual blood in his freezer."
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/aug/01/biohacker-bryan-j…
Do these AI weenies not stop and think before opening their yaps? Or do they only ever talk to Chatty G, etc?
Israeli West Bank settler tells BBC attacks on Palestinians are justified as revenge - BBC News
So by that logic...
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4g4djgdyk2o
Also, why we're on the subject... what happened to the F-15 pilot who ejected over Iran who they staged that enormous, botched "rescue" operation that led to the loss of multiple transport aircraft and helicopters on that make-shift deep i…
So all the briefings and arrests were lies then? Or did the arrests never happen? Were they staged? What about the "350m cut" in the liner?
Trump administration drops Reflecting Pool vandalism charge and admits 'botched' repairs - BBC News…
‘It’s too fast, too big’: speed of climate crisis is devastating crops, say farmers.
The last thing you want is "too fast, too big" when everything is so dry.
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2026/jul/31/speed-of-climate-crisis-deva…
We are all dried out.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckgv657e1yko
Also:
"Levels are lowest in the South West, with Wimbleball and Blagdon classed as exceptionally low. " -- you will not convince me that these are real place names.
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Home server
social.vivaldi.net
A the Vivaldi community server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.
On Mastodon since
Dec 2025
An established account with real history on the platform.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2025.
👁️Averages 7 views per post.
📤Posts about 24.1× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated35/100
Low
Credibility score
68%
Mixed
Real audience
Medium
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 68% real, active audience · Medium fake-follower risk.
- Low engagement (~0.4% of followers engage each post) — a sign of an inflated or inactive audience.
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
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For money: Science and X-ray Crystallography.
For fun: Bass, Photography, old games, X-ray Crystallography.
Species 9606
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Alt Profile: a colourful Escher image projected on me
Alt banner: recursive gif of Agent Cooper in the Lodge in Twin Peaks
Occasionally uses hyperbole for what I consider comic effect. YMMV.
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