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So, about this handrail…
“This street-naming job is a doddle!”
To be honest, it just made the joint soggy.
Me: why are we watching this?
Them: ABC strike, remember?
Me: ah yeah
Mariannette Jane Miller-Meeks is a racist, fascist moron.
Only learned about her just now when I got her terribly-targeted fascist ad on plex (Iron Chef).
Anyway, I shan’t be voting for them, for a number of reasons.
Being from Melbs I’d have to use stout.
So many questions…
Where’s the tap?
How long until the beer is all blood-temp?
Could I just inflate it and float down a river? Perhaps with some actually cold beer?
(Also relieved and unjustifiably proud that the food was so good… if it sucked I don’t know what I’d do…)
My sister bought a takeaway place in her country town. My first visit since then and she says “Of course, we don’t always just have pizza or fish’n’chips by the river”, and I’m like WHY THE FUCK NOT?
Haven’t tried this yet, but had to buy it. Truffle instant noodles, (and they’re Mama brand, which are the best) come on…
OMG why did I not get a clicky keyboard in 2020? This thing is awesome. Fewer typos I reckon, though maybe I could test that.
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