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Followers
267
Account age
0 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
$40 – $65 / sponsored post
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🎁 Free analysisfor woe2you
Known for
📊 Post engagement
Recent posts · likes + reposts
Jul 21latest
4
Avg engagement / post
3–6
Typical post (engagement)
1.5%
Engagement vs followers
68/100
Consistent reach
Jan 2026
On Mastodon since
Half of recent posts land between 3 and 6 likes + reposts (median 3) — a dependable floor a sponsored post can count on.
🔥 Top post: Bandsaw, n. a device for converting patience into misery. #woodw · 13 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
8.4 / week
Toots daily — consistently active for a campaign window.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 10 text · 2 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.7×
Follows 407 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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New video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SNfDLFZeMo&list=PLd3xkCe4Xt9_X2dSmzLJ57dlay9nL373l
We unfortunately have to talk to Evrart again. And he's being even more slimy than before.
This video is also available on Peertube: https://tube…
How does a blade even manage to get in there, WTF? It hates me.
First it wouldn't start. I thought it might be a lemon (it was free after all). Then I realised the top door was slightly misaligned and the safety switch wasn't engaging properly, so I bent it back into position. Then it threw the blade. …
Peertube's still borked. I've been mad busy for the last week or so with other people's websites. I'll get to it, I promise.
New video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IfWa53sKMo&list=PLd3xkCe4Xt99zbfxuaJX7gc9LfTHbKWIN
Not sure about out of body but it was definitely an experience.
This video is also available on Peertube: https://tube.woe2you.co.uk/w/
#gaming #…
Ever run into a problem that you'd swear you've solved before, but have zero memory of how?
Doin' the resilver dance.
#homelab
I know the Peertube link is borked. So is the server. I'm working on it.
New video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZfQgEu10zY&list=PLd3xkCe4Xt9_X2dSmzLJ57dlay9nL373l
It's cost us a few bottles, but we've found out the story of Idiot Doom Spiral. Oh, and interviewed a witness.
This video is also available on Pe…
Crispy beef.
New video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-nks5cPXlk&list=PLd3xkCe4Xt99zbfxuaJX7gc9LfTHbKWIN
A very trippy Lovecraftian walking sim that melted my potato.
This video is also available on Peertube: https://tube.woe2you.co.uk/w/vQPrCniBWXSf…
How does a blade even manage to get in there, WTF? It hates me.
First it wouldn't start. I thought it might be a lemon (it was free after all). Then I realised the top door was slightly misaligned and the safety switch wasn't engaging properly, so I bent it back into position. Then it threw the blade. …
Peertube's still borked. I've been mad busy for the last week or so with other people's websites. I'll get to it, I promise.
New video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IfWa53sKMo&list=PLd3xkCe4Xt99zbfxuaJX7gc9LfTHbKWIN
Not sure about out of body but it was definitely an experience.
This video is also available on Peertube: https://tube.woe2you.co.uk/w/
#gaming #…
Ever run into a problem that you'd swear you've solved before, but have zero memory of how?
Doin' the resilver dance.
#homelab
I know the Peertube link is borked. So is the server. I'm working on it.
New video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZfQgEu10zY&list=PLd3xkCe4Xt9_X2dSmzLJ57dlay9nL373l
It's cost us a few bottles, but we've found out the story of Idiot Doom Spiral. Oh, and interviewed a witness.
This video is also available on Pe…
Crispy beef.
New video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-nks5cPXlk&list=PLd3xkCe4Xt99zbfxuaJX7gc9LfTHbKWIN
A very trippy Lovecraftian walking sim that melted my potato.
This video is also available on Peertube: https://tube.woe2you.co.uk/w/vQPrCniBWXSf…
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
beige.party
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
✅ Link-verified
Verified link
Proved ownership of a website linked on their profile — Mastodon's green-check verification, a real identity signal rather than a paid badge.
On Mastodon since
Jan 2026
An established account with real history on the platform.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2026.
👁️Averages 4 views per post.
📤Posts about 8.4× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated44/100
Fair
Credibility score
71%
Mixed
Real audience
Medium
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 71% real, active audience · Medium fake-follower risk.
- Low engagement (~1.5% of followers engage each post) — a sign of an inflated or inactive audience.
- Verified account.
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Web designer/developer from Bridgend. Reluctant woodworker. Occasional technology victim. Fediverse gurning champion.
I can earworm myself at the drop of a reference.
🔀 Audience overlap
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