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Generational garage sale humor.
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I suppose if men were to develop googly eyes, that's where they would form.
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"To give so much time to the improvement of yourself that you have no time criticize others."
--- Table edge at @dutchbroscoffee (formerly an #Oregon company)
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Neighbor: Come over for a glass of wine. Nothing special.
Me: Okay, let me get cleaned up and presentable and I'll be right over.
My definition of cleaned up and presentable.
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Generational garage sale humor.
I suppose if men were to develop googly eyes, that's where they would form.
"To give so much time to the improvement of yourself that you have no time criticize others."
--- Table edge at @dutchbroscoffee (formerly an #Oregon company)
Neighbor: Come over for a glass of wine. Nothing special.
Me: Okay, let me get cleaned up and presentable and I'll be right over.
My definition of cleaned up and presentable.
Me: "My to-be-read pile is huge. Must stop buying books."
Also Me: "I need more books."
#ReadersOfMastodon #BooksOfMastodon #TheEternalStruggle
What happens when Gemini AI can't separate content about hypothetical from actual history.
#AI #Gemini #Google #GenerativeAI #BritishHistory
Tennessee joining a list of states committed to making its residents as stupid and un-well-read as possible.
#BanBookBans #1A
https://pen.org/magic-tree-house-author-calvin-and-hobbes-among-hundreds-of-tennessee-book-bans/
Is that one thing "the desire to run"?
Whatever irritation #GRRM feels is magnified 10-fold by his fans.
I have given up on ever reading #TheWindsOfWinter and haven't consumed any of his content since 2012. Why bother further investment until he demonstrates he can finish the …
Hudson's Bay in Vancouver is closing. Floors of merch up to 90% off.
Also... how much fun could we have with these?!
I don't know who needs to read this right now, but getting #cancer is not karma.
I don't care if you're the best person in the world or the worst.
Maybe lifestyle had something to do with it, maybe genetics, maybe it was an accident of e…
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