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Followers
334
Account age
2 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
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Known for
39 views
I had a great dream last night. I was back in the kekfiverse, eating this huge marshmallow kekf, and…
HEY! What happened to my pillow?
37 views
You should have *seen* the kekfiverse, Erik! Kekf as far as the eye could see! :blobhaj_hold_kekf:
31 views
Heeheehee. Sneaking up on Erik. :blobhaj_sneaky:
#Blåhaj
17 views
Hello eepy trains! 👋 Have a good rest!
📊 Post engagement
Recent posts · likes + reposts
Aug 20latest
18
Avg engagement / post
9–17
Typical post (engagement)
5.4%
Engagement vs followers
71/100
Consistent reach
May 2024
On Mastodon since
Half of recent posts land between 9 and 17 likes + reposts (median 16) — a dependable floor a sponsored post can count on.
🔥 Top post: I had a great dream last night. I was back in the kekfiverse, ea · 39 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
9.5 / week
Toots daily — consistently active for a campaign window.
Content mix
Mostly images
Recent: 1 text · 10 image · 1 video.
Follower / following
2.8×
Follows 118 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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🔥 Top post
I had a great dream last night. I was back in the kekfiverse, eating this huge marshmallow kekf, and…
HEY! What happened to my pillow?
That’s a funny way of spelling “Troon”. :blobhaj_thonk:
Hello eepy trains! 👋 Have a good rest!
“We are now approaching Newton-on-Ayr”? :BlobhajShock: I must have dozed off!
Troon now? Is this train going backwards? :blobhaj_thonk:
#BlåhajRail BKMS Summer Party Train 2
Train 2T19
15:45 Edinburgh Waverley - Glasgow Central - Glengarnock 16:12½
ScotRail
Train type: 1x Siemens Class 380/0 “Desiro” EMU, 1x Siemens Class 380/1 “Desiro” EMU; 7 carriages
⚡️(25kV AC)
🛜: ✅
🪟…
#BlåhajRail BKMS Summer Party Train 1
Train 1R71
14:18 Edinburgh Waverley - Glasgow Queen Street 15:07
ScotRail
Train type: 2x Hitachi Class 385/1 EMU; 8 carriages
⚡️(25kV AC)
🛜: ✅
🪟: :blobhaj_reach:
🍪: ❌ The trans train had kekf. :blobha…
Platform 14! This is us! Are we getting the trans train? :blobhaj_plead_1: It doesn’t go to Glasgow? :blobhaj_sadreach:
But how do I know which trains have the ScotRail app? :blobhaj_thonk:
Heeheehee. Sneaking up on Erik. :blobhaj_sneaky:
#Blåhaj
What?!? Not “say it; see it; sort it”? And what happened to texting “British Transport Police” to 61016? :blobhaj_sadreach:
You should have *seen* the kekfiverse, Erik! Kekf as far as the eye could see! :blobhaj_hold_kekf:
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Back in the country! 🏴➡️🏴 :blobhaj_reach:
Sorry, @Cal. Your tone has just lowered a bit.
And Sarah has *finally* managed to get a good slow-mo video of the border sign.
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
blahaj.social
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
On Mastodon since
May 2024
An established account with real history on the platform.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2024 — 2 years ago.
👁️Averages 18 views per post.
📤Posts about 9.5× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated61/100
Fair
Credibility score
84%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 84% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~5.4% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
A Scottish Smolhaj. Occasionally taken on rail journeys by @SarahAS2
Wenn ich schlechtes Deutsch schreibe, bitte korrigiert mich. Sonst lerne ich nichts!
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