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Followers
62
Account age
3 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
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📊 Post engagement
Recent posts · likes + reposts
Jun 12latest
3
Avg engagement / post
1–5
Typical post (engagement)
4.8%
Engagement vs followers
69/100
Consistent reach
Jan 2023
On Mastodon since
Half of recent posts land between 1 and 5 likes + reposts (median 2) — a dependable floor a sponsored post can count on.
🔥 Top post: “The plural of anecdote may not be data, but the singular of dat · 6 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
2 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 11 text · 1 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.4×
Follows 143 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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“Steal Magnolias” was right there …
https://www.bbc.com/news/videos/c05qgnj07y4o
Let’s just say that Minions was more coherent.
I’m looking for a simple iOS “tally” app that alllows me both to add to the tally and deduct from the total as easily as possible.
Initial use case: I get TIL days when I work weekends so I want to track how many I have then deduct as I u…
I’m considering a coffee machine for home. Something between a pod and a manual machine.
Ignore that it’s a Harvey Norman link, is this kind of thing going to make a decent long black?
https://www.harveynorman.com.au/de-longhi-magnifica-a…
@corduroy something isn’t quite right with the numbers here.
Based on the graph, I’ll be under 50mg by bedtime (21:30) but the alert says I’m likely to be >75mg.
Once again, my reading takes me to Jason Roberts’ conviction and ultimately successful appeal - 20 years later - of the murder of two police officers.
I’m not 100% sure I agree with the #ACAB principle, but his case is useful in explainin…
@corduroy Piccolo suggestion: can I change my bedtime so it can recalculate “last drink” time?
I need to stop asking people “what do you think?” when there is ample evidence that they do not, in fact, think. #snark
Ugh, latest Fantastical iOS update seems to have broken widgets.
@corduroy Piccolo suggestion: “quick add” for a favourite coffee.
(Yes, 1 tap not 2 is lazy, I know)
Today I finally understood the “the rowing machine is a deadlift” approach by … not using my arms.
Hold the paddle so it doesn’t go flying, but apply no force and make everything a leg drive / hip hinge.
Feels super weird, but it absolut…
@corduroy something isn’t quite right with the numbers here.
Based on the graph, I’ll be under 50mg by bedtime (21:30) but the alert says I’m likely to be >75mg.
Once again, my reading takes me to Jason Roberts’ conviction and ultimately successful appeal - 20 years later - of the murder of two police officers.
I’m not 100% sure I agree with the #ACAB principle, but his case is useful in explainin…
@corduroy Piccolo suggestion: can I change my bedtime so it can recalculate “last drink” time?
I need to stop asking people “what do you think?” when there is ample evidence that they do not, in fact, think. #snark
Ugh, latest Fantastical iOS update seems to have broken widgets.
@corduroy Piccolo suggestion: “quick add” for a favourite coffee.
(Yes, 1 tap not 2 is lazy, I know)
Today I finally understood the “the rowing machine is a deadlift” approach by … not using my arms.
Hold the paddle so it doesn’t go flying, but apply no force and make everything a leg drive / hip hinge.
Feels super weird, but it absolut…
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
aus.social
A Australia server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.
On Mastodon since
Jan 2023
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2023 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 3 views per post.
📤Posts about 2× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated66/100
Good
Credibility score
89%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 89% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~4.8% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
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