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Account age
4 yrs
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Very excited for NYE tonight. Got my tickets, so ready to go.
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Working from home today. Bird outside my window doing his best rendition of 'Car Alarm Medley (3-hour Extended Remix)' to try and convince the ladies he's the most fuckable feathered car in NYC.
Godspeed, horny-ass bird.
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It occurs to me that I haven’t posted anything on the socials in a very long time, and people may be wondering if I’m alive and how I’m doing.
As both proof of life and an indicator of how I’m doing, I present my current phone lock screen.
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📊 Post engagement
4
Avg engagement / post
2.6%
Engagement vs followers
Apr 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: Went out for a comedy show tonight, just to get out of the apart · 6 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.43 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 9 text · 3 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.8×
Follows 181 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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Working from home today. Bird outside my window doing his best rendition of 'Car Alarm Medley (3-hour Extended Remix)' to try and convince the ladies he's the most fuckable feathered car in NYC.
Godspeed, horny-ass bird.
Crossposted with …
It occurs to me that I haven’t posted anything on the socials in a very long time, and people may be wondering if I’m alive and how I’m doing.
As both proof of life and an indicator of how I’m doing, I present my current phone lock screen…
All this to say- I’m likely not going to be around for a while. I don’t know how long.
This little furball saved my life a decade ago when I adopted her. I wish I could do the same for her now. But if all I can do is love her until it’s h…
I keep randomly bursting into tears. My own appetite is shot. I have supportive friends and family and a regular therapist who are all there for me, and I know I’ll be ok eventually even though it doesn’t feel like that right now.
Those of you who’ve liked her pictures, or seen her pop up on streams and such- thank you. She is deeply, unreservedly loved and I’m trying to pass on as much of that love as I can to her while I still have her in my life.
I don’t know how much longer I have with her. It could be months, weeks, or days. All I know is I don’t want her to suffer. I’m taking the best care of her that I can until her health declines further. And then… I’ll make the decisions I h…
If you know me you know how much Esmeralda means to me- I am completely broken right now and the only reason I’m able to keep moving is so I can make whatever time I have left with her as peaceful, safe, and comfortable as I can for her.
I know I haven’t been very active here for a while. And I avoid posting very personal things here. But yesterday, I received incredibly devastating news for my cat’s health. And I feel the need to share before I go away again.
In 2026 I am planning to run a Planescape campaign for some of my neighbors- ostensibly because community and companionship and stuff.
The truth is that this is all an elaborate plan to force myself to clean my apartment more regularly.
Happy new year, nerds.
Very excited for NYE tonight. Got my tickets, so ready to go.
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
dice.camp
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
On Mastodon since
Apr 2022
An established account with real history on the platform.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 4 years ago.
👁️Averages 4 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.4× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated80/100
Excellent
Credibility score
97%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~2.6% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Established account (4+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
The Bad Boy of the Ennie-nominated, 12 years and still going strong, Actual-Play podcast, Fandible. I like RPG's. Filthy leftist Social Justice Glitter Boy. Writes silly TTRPG games about cats and goblins and gentle magic. Owned by a cat. He/Him/They/Them. Demi/Ace.
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