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Mastodon @turnipcannon@mstdn.ca
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Followers
101
Account age
3 yrs
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Known for

For fuck's sake1 views For fuck's sake John Mulaney's "Salt & Pepper Diner" routine came up in conversation and now I'm replicating the experience1 views John Mulaney's "Salt & Pepper Diner" routine came up in conversation and now I'm replicating the experience they must have made these before it was obvious that McDonaldLand wasn't going to qualify for the World Cup1 views they must have made these before it was obvious that McDonaldLand wasn't going to qualify for the World Cup

📊 Post engagement

1
Avg engagement / post
1%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since

🔥 Top post: can we salvage our current XCOM run? is my knee still messed up? · 2 likes + reposts

📊 Activity & format

Posting cadence
4.8 / week
Posts several times a week.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 9 text · 3 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.3×
Follows 317 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.

Recent posts

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🔥 Top post can we salvage our current XCOM run? is my knee still messed up? will a beer explode during this stream? tune in to find out https://www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannon ★ 2
For fuck's sake ★ 1 Just found out HitClips were actually licensed and not just playing the maximum they could without having to pay for it, what a missed opportunity A bonus stream! Can we create the next great empire by starting in Iceland? Probably not, but let's give it a go. https://www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannon ★ 1 The sudden silence is haunting, now I miss Tom Jones. I've been Stockholm Syndrome'd by a song. ★ 1 gotta tell you, the It's Not Unusual is such a salve for the soul after 7 What's New Pussycats ★ 1 John Mulaney's "Salt & Pepper Diner" routine came up in conversation and now I'm replicating the experience ★ 1 pretty unfair that the winner of the World Cup isn't automatically promoted to competing for the Galaxy Cup ★ 1 air bad! stay inside and play videogames or watch me play videogames! https://www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannon Trickle-down Thuganomics we're back after a week away, it's time to be victimized by nasty little aliens https://www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannon ★ 1 they must have made these before it was obvious that McDonaldLand wasn't going to qualify for the World Cup ★ 1

🐘 Community & instance

Home server
mstdn.ca
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✅ Link-verified
Verified link
Proved ownership of a website linked on their profile — Mastodon's green-check verification, a real identity signal rather than a paid badge.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.

💡 Facts

🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 1 views per post.
📤Posts about 4.8× per week.

🕵️ Fake follower check

Estimated
75/100
Good Credibility score
92%
Real Real audience
Low Fake-follower risk
High Data confidence
  • Est. 92% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
  • Engagement (~1.0% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
  • Verified account.
  • Established account (3+ years old).

Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.

About

If you see someone at a hacking conference wearing a Leafs or Marlies hat, it's probably me. I swear a lot and I'm very sorry. He/Him.

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For fuck's sake John Mulaney's "Salt & Pepper Diner" routine came up in conversation and now I'm replicating the experience they must have made these before it was obvious that McDonaldLand wasn't going to qualify for the World Cup

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