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NACI publication on COVID vaccinations for Fall 2026:
https://publications.gc.ca/collections/collection_2026/aspc-phac/HP40-376-2026-eng.pdf
New, original boogie-woogie tune for your ears and assorted other body parts! Please give it a listen.
https://archive.org/details/i-want-my-back-back
"The first step in a fascist movement is the combination under an energetic leader of a number of men who possess more than the average share of leisure, brutality, and stupidity. The next step is to fascinate fools and muzzle the intellig…
A blistering, on-the-nose synopsis of the worst ever U.S. president, one of the worst humans on the planet, and, for that matter, one of the worst living organisms in nature.
https://open.substack.com/pub/tomwellborn/p/a-eulogy-for-the-wor…
There's a guy on Mastodon - @augieray - with whom I almost always agree. I have often boosted his insightful posts which are often about COVID.
However, I disagreed that _only_ 217,000 people now getting infected daily is a good enough sta…
“The direct healthcare costs for tackling long COVID [conservative] will remain high: around USD 11 billion a year. Additionally, the indirect economic costs of long COVID are set to far outweigh the associated healthcare costs from 2025 t…
The Human Cost of Failing to Name COVID ‘Airborne’
https://thetyee.ca/Analysis/2026/03/27/Human-Cost-Failing-Name-COVID-Airborne/?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=editorial
New song written, arranged, sung, and "produced" by me:
<iframe src="https://archive.org/embed/make-friends-with-the-night" width="500" height="30" frameborder="0" webkitallowfullscreen="true" mozallowfullscreen="true" allowfullscreen></if…
Our polymath friend Henry Rathvon has a Substack of wonderful little poems. In honour of St. Patrick's Day he wrote a round (a canon) around colcannon.
On his request I set it to music. Begorra!
https://intothewords.substack.com/p/colcann…
https://quitgpt.org/
https://charlieangus.substack.com/p/its-time-to-quit-chatgbt
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