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Rewatching Independence Day and uh... that was certainly a choice for props : D
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Like look at this nonsense.
See that tiny rectangular at the top of the package. That’s where you tear it.
Does that slot go all the way to the end? No
Does that slot go all the way through the package? No
Is the 2 mm from the top of the slit to the edge of the foil made out of some goddamn mystical top secret super material? Yes
And then when you do get it to tear, then you have to try and rip
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Rewatching Independence Day and uh... that was certainly a choice for props : D
Lol just like The Onion, The Beaverton never misses 😂
https://www.thebeaverton.com/2023/05/panthers-beat-leafs-3-3/
Probably going to do a following/follower cleanup soon.
If you’re following me and you meet the following criteria you will probably be blocked/unblocked (which I assume will remove the follow):
- No/very low number of posts
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If you want to win the game… you need to score some goals.
If you want to score some goals… you need to shoot the puck AT THE BLOODY NET!
“Subnets are basically virtual firewalls” is certainly a new take on networking… : /
Like look at this nonsense.
See that tiny rectangular at the top of the package. That’s where you tear it.
Does that slot go all the way to the end? No
Does that slot go all the way through the package? No
Is the 2 mm from the top of the…
Why do the makers of Cold and Sinus capsules expect you to have the strength of Xena to be able to tear open the packaging for the individual capsules?
I'm already sick and exhausted and my head feels like it's about to explode why have yo…
If you ever wondered about what it would be like to be an observer in my head as I try to navigate multiple tasks have I got the blog post for you.
https://techbit.ca/2023/01/impromptu-chicken-alfredo-pasta-recipe/
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