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tip of the hat to the grunge-brained iranian graphic designer who managed to get this nevermind parody onto the side of a building in tehran... please do in on the killtaker next
I asked deepseek about a tedious audio production question that i was having trouble with. the answer was useful. but it was also notable that it finished with this:
“Try the Denoiser first—it's the most direct swap for your Audacity work…
2026 hinterhof update: today the neighbour is playing bodycount. i had forgotten how cartoonish bodycount were. funny that there was a genuine moral panic about them back in the day.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cop_Killer_(song)
2026 person: well now i suppose the straits of hormuz are basically closed to the yankee imperialists
2021 person: no problem, we can fix this... with NFTs!
it’s 2026 and the website for reporting your gaszählerstand still just... doesn’t work. attempts made on three browsers, two devices, and with and without cookies enabled... no dice. take a bow, NBB
liam, the owl of minerva
this is a strange chatbot hallucination that i don’t think i’ve seen before. deepseek is seemingly imagining that it is able to show me images, and then providing accompanying text *as if it was showing me an image* — yet, all without any …
ai — it’s gonna change everything!
come gather round media a-glowing in the phone
and admit that the copyright is not yours to own
the vague feeling you sometimes get, as you read a piece of writing, that it might have been massaged into existence via AI... this newly-developing sixth sense needs a name
hallucino-sniffing
botwary
graizone
suggestions welcome
today’s street find: this DDR-era book, with its beautiful embossed cover illustration, about the history of magic and spiritualism, published in leipzig in 1956, and formerly belonging to the library of the cottbus bezirksparteischule (!?…
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