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84
Account age
9 yrs
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Known for
1 views
Today’s breakfast location: mangrove swamp.
1 views
I’m in the #philippines right now. These magnificent beasts are “jeepneys.”
Privately operated like a taxi, but they run regular routes like a bus. The Philippines found itself with a serious surplus of cast-off US army jeeps after WW2. Enterprising locals modified them to carry more passengers, fabricated replacement parts when they started to wear out, and built entire new jeepneys from the repl
📊 Post engagement
1
Avg engagement / post
1.2%
Engagement vs followers
Apr 2017
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: Today’s breakfast location: mangrove swamp. · 1 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.35 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 9 text · 3 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.3×
Follows 318 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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🔥 Top post
Today’s breakfast location: mangrove swamp.
Leaving El Nido today. I am going to miss this view.
My iPhone had an unfortunate unplanned brief encounter with salt water the other day, and while it’s hanging in there, it’s developed some interesting pathologies as a result.
For example: the responsiveness of apps now seems to depend on …
It’s the second guy who baffles me more. I can almost understand a chemical dependency—one that coincidentally ruins your sense of smell—that you feel driven to satisfy, other people and rules be damned.
The music guy though? I don’t know …
If there’s a species of person in this world that I utterly cannot relate to, it’s the sort who see absolutely no problem with inflicting their choices on everyone around them.
Example from the other day: the 3 Eastern European boomer wom…
I’m in the #philippines right now. These magnificent beasts are “jeepneys.”
Privately operated like a taxi, but they run regular routes like a bus. The Philippines found itself with a serious surplus of cast-off US army jeeps after WW2. En…
I think I was happy today before I went on Mastodon. I think I’m going to go and try and get that back 👋
I rant about LLMs a lot, and somehow this never occurred to me. Ye gods. The colourless, uninflected, and mostly-useless nature of LLM summaries makes so much sense, from this perspective.
https://mastodon.social/@gray17/115477396842271268
This is a good course. I took it before rebuilding our company website and its styles from scratch, and following the approach taught by the course feels like it’s really paying off, with big parts of the build feeling much easier than exp…
Too early to declare total victory, but I *think* I’ve successfully switched between different NVIDIA GPUs under Linux. 😥
Excuse for not going to jujitsu this morning: I ate way too much Korean fried chicken for dinner last night, and now I feel so bloated that practicing an energetic combat sport where people might try to apply their full bodyweight to my ab…
It’s no surprise that I’ve never finished System Shock. It retains its power to creep me the fuck out.
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
mastodon.cloud
A large general-interest Mastodon server. On the fediverse the server a creator picks hints at their community — this one spans all topics.
On Mastodon since
Apr 2017
An OG fediverse account from Mastodon's early years — a long, established presence.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2017 — 9 years ago.
👁️Averages 1 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.4× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated66/100
Good
Credibility score
89%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 89% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~1.2% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
- Established account (9+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Code-writing book-reading dog-servant from Melbourne. Formerly @13tales of the bird-site. Extremely distractible.
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