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I painted my headphones because it was 3AM and no one was around to stop me ✨👹
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I got a candle cage because SOMEONE keeps trying to set himself on fire
and then i painted it pretty colors bc why not
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ill let u draw your own conclusions about Zen but the evidence is very persuasive
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i finished wiring the first of my 3 entertainment centers in the new house finally
this is the "game systems that look passable on a newer tv and/or ill probably play them multiplayer" collection
everything's connected and functional except the original xbox, which works but I just don't use it much bc it was 99% just my Psychonauts machine and I play that on PC now lol. The optical drive on it is
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I painted my headphones because it was 3AM and no one was around to stop me ✨👹
I used rub n buff to make the lamp base rose gold instead of brass, then got a new shade and dip dyed it with kool aid :)
(an old poor cosplayer hack)
also that question is rhetorical i knew iNSTANTLY what i wanted to do to that lamp
and actually its happening TODAY after work 100% unless i get distracted by video games
I have the urge to do some kind of DIY project but no budget rn & its rainy outside so I'm just walking around the house having thoughts like, "What can I do to that lamp?"
this is the monster homeownership has turned me into
I gave my teen sisters permission to do whatever they wanted with my hair and I ended up with a pink split dye and short wolf cut and I ACTUALLY LOVE IT
the youth rocks
ill let u draw your own conclusions about Zen but the evidence is very persuasive
i tried to take this same pic last night and he licked it and then climbed up my body to get more so this time i had to be extra fast to get it away from him so i could actually eat it
(yes he is going to get some)
my little creme brulee and my little creme brulee
I got a candle cage because SOMEONE keeps trying to set himself on fire
and then i painted it pretty colors bc why not
i got distracted from finishing up other new house projects because my water heater decided to flood my laundry room instead 😭
on the bright side, i actually really dislike the flooring our house so it was a little cathartic ripping it al…
i finished wiring the first of my 3 entertainment centers in the new house finally
this is the "game systems that look passable on a newer tv and/or ill probably play them multiplayer" collection
everything's connected and functional excep…
I put some of my melon ice cubes into milk tea too and that was 🔥🔥 🔥
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