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Waterlogue Android:
- Fast GPU/C++ rendering
- Doesn’t feel icky
- Found and fixed an iOS bug
- Weird-ass icon
Beta soon
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I used to have a mental model of how App Store editorial worked, but these day, not a clue how they place value.
Every review says it doesn’t work.
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Pour one out for the photo apps that aren’t with us anymore.
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Waterlogue Android:
- Fast GPU/C++ rendering
- Doesn’t feel icky
- Found and fixed an iOS bug
- Weird-ass icon
Beta soon
I used to have a mental model of how App Store editorial worked, but these day, not a clue how they place value.
Every review says it doesn’t work.
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My OWC Mercury Elite enclosure died this week. I tried to save some money by buying a nearly-new one on eBay. I think I got a pachinko machine instead. 🔊
Seller says it’s fine. Offers $1 refund. 😂
https://eshop.macsales.com/item/OWC/MEQCTJ…
My Apple developer account auto-renewed, and suddenly my company is in France.
(The address in my Apple account is in New Jersey, USA)
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Got a +3x speed boost on preprocessing last night. Literal shoemakers elves. I leave out a small pond and copse of trees the night before. In the morning, the offering is gone and the work is done.
Serialbox 1.0 is almost done. This build adds the last feature: Location panes.
https://testflight.apple.com/join/dBGtmEBY
Pour one out for the photo apps that aren’t with us anymore.
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Chasey McBall
Wild. Less than a day to port the app with Fable. Ported Core Image and Metal pipelines to the CPU while I waited for a refurb Pixel to arrive overnight, and now it’s porting the Metal to C++/Vulkan GPU shaders.
Progress.
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