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iPhones have this feature where it will make guesses about where you’re going and I just got this when I turned my car on.
Rude.
And no, that’s NOT where I’m going.
Yet…
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Combining the condiments and drink station forces me to consider the optimal number of salsa packets to put in my coffee. I assume it’s zero, but…
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Finally, an end to the stranglehold Egg McMuffins have held on breakfast for so long.
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[me plugging wires into backstab terminals terminals on an outlet]
Haha fuck yeah!! Yes!!
[me trying to get wires loose from a backstab terminal to switch an outlet]
Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck
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Finally, an end to the stranglehold Egg McMuffins have held on breakfast for so long.
iPhones have this feature where it will make guesses about where you’re going and I just got this when I turned my car on.
Rude.
And no, that’s NOT where I’m going.
Yet…
Combining the condiments and drink station forces me to consider the optimal number of salsa packets to put in my coffee. I assume it’s zero, but…
[me plugging wires into backstab terminals terminals on an outlet]
Haha fuck yeah!! Yes!!
[me trying to get wires loose from a backstab terminal to switch an outlet]
Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck
“(…) phenomenal,” says the customer on the conference call.
“Doo dooo do dodo,” I sing in response like a Muppet automatically.
Adrenaline spiking, I verify I’m muted…. I am. This time.
It will happen again, I know it will.
Hopefully the …
"From the way folks have been talking, you’d think everyone falls into two buckets: those who voted against the mayor who promised to blow up the city and those who voted for the mayor who promised to blow up the city."
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Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
ML-2 mobile launcher $2,700,000,000
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my agency is dying
When I honk at someone in traffic who just did something aggressively stupid (as in unlikely to be a mistake) it’s not because I think they will care what I, a stranger, thinks.
I do it because if they have a passenger, it might embarrass …
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