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Followers
107
Account age
8 yrs
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Known for
167 views
My huge results from my massive peanut plantation.
#garden #gardening
3 views
From Kingston, Jamaica about 10 years ago.
Coronation Market if you are familiar.
Lovely, expansive market with unbelievable variety.
Love the tidiness of the bean/grain stacks.
#life #Jamaica
3 views
From a visit with family in London about 10 years ago.
#SilentSunday
📊 Post engagement
Recent posts · likes + reposts
Sep 3latest
36
Avg engagement / post
3–3
Typical post (engagement)
33.6%
Engagement vs followers
17/100
Spiky reach
Sep 2018
On Mastodon since
Half of recent posts land between 3 and 3 likes + reposts (median 3) — reach is spiky, driven by the occasional post that pops.
🔥 Top post: My huge results from my massive peanut plantation. #garden #gar · 167 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
8.6 / week
Toots daily — consistently active for a campaign window.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 9 text · 3 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.6×
Follows 173 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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🔥 Top post
My huge results from my massive peanut plantation.
#garden #gardening
From Kingston, Jamaica about 10 years ago.
Coronation Market if you are familiar.
Lovely, expansive market with unbelievable variety.
Love the tidiness of the bean/grain stacks.
#life #Jamaica
From a visit with family in London about 10 years ago.
#SilentSunday
Okay that is IT!
I've had it.
I am going to pull up my big boy pants and walk around like a mature adult.
#life
Are you fellow fedi’s as excited as I am about this new 5,000 dollarinos I am getting from the gubment?
I know I can count on this for sure this time.
I am going to use the money to take 2 cruises.
Sailing in the Gulf of America and Lake A…
Yesterday was my 3rd second birthday.
I received a donor liver on September 8th, 2023.
I joke to myself, yeah, threeforks 2.0!
What an incredible blessing the organ donor programs are.
What a beautiful thing some humans give to other human…
Breaking news, from…me.
I just ran around D.C. and turned off all the administration’s computers.
It will take them about a month to recover, by my super experienced estimation.
So, I am expecting to enjoy the quiet of the coming days.
No …
Want to make me a happy boy?
Just give me a fresh FULL Dawn squeeze bottle next to the sink.
Easy Squeezy for the win!
#life #gooderliving
When I retired just 6 years ago, we were set fairly well, we didn't scrimp or worry too much at all.
What we have seen in these last 6 years is all the buffer we had built in for the dicey days has been reduced by the reduction in buying p…
When I grew up in the 60's, we were poor. Not groveling-on-the-street poor, but our family had to watch every penny to make ends meet.
I grew up, by the time I left home we were a little less poor.
Worked my way through life, as we all do.…
I might not be a mountain climber, but I do take risks.
I’m eating chicken that is expired by two days from Walmart.
How’s that for adventure?
#life
You know he fashions himself as a Jesus.
If so, could he just go ahead and die for all of our sins?
I won’t mind if he can’t arise, that’s okay.
#uspolitics #politics
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
mastodon.social
A large general-interest Mastodon server. On the fediverse the server a creator picks hints at their community — this one spans all topics.
On Mastodon since
Sep 2018
An OG fediverse account from Mastodon's early years — a long, established presence.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2018 — 8 years ago.
👁️Averages 36 views per post.
📤Posts about 8.6× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated80/100
Excellent
Credibility score
97%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~0.3× of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Established account (8+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Florida man (not *that* one), an old. Love gardening, fishing, bird watching. Hate what I see from the mainstream media, and from ignorant politicians/wannabes. Let people live their damn lives.
#garden #bird #raisedbed #linux #florida #fishing #linux #hiking
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