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The new little baby bubbers kitten of mine has this surprisingly deep gravelly voice. At night, it is like waking up to find Darth Vader is kneading your face and purring in your ear.
I narrowly avoid whispering back that I won't give up the location of the Rebel base.
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I don't know what to tell you.
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It's a small struggle this morning.
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Just laugh with me. The result was: I can pay 3000.00 to add/exchange new coolant that meets new federal guidelines on the environment, 800 dollars to add a new mold lights, another three thousand to replace some coil, or, what they think I ought to do is buy a new system and replace all the duct work for 16000.00.
I just wanted them to flush the drain line and do basic 6 months maintenance.
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The new little baby bubbers kitten of mine has this surprisingly deep gravelly voice. At night, it is like waking up to find Darth Vader is kneading your face and purring in your ear.
I narrowly avoid whispering back that I won't give up the location of the Rebel base.
I was thinking about how beautiful Ashland, Oregon is. I used to love the Annual Shakespeare Festival there and would take high school kids on field trips there to watch plays. It's just a town of 20,000 people.
It's wine country, as we…
Last night after sunset I am looking out the kitchen window and I see this really bright trio/clump of lights in the evening sky and they weren''t moving, so it seemed like they might be something deeper into space. I didn't think it was …
This is my last Friday off and next week we are back to five day work weeks. After this morning's escapades in I-Am-Not-Rich-You-Mfers, I am going to rest and watch the Korean zombie epic Kingdom and just try and disassociate for a few ho…
Just laugh with me. The result was: I can pay 3000.00 to add/exchange new coolant that meets new federal guidelines on the environment, 800 dollars to add a new mold lights, another three thousand to replace some coil, or, what they think …
Trying not to have anxiety while the AC repairman does basic maintenance on the AC. They always try to sell you fancy anti mold lights for inside the AC and talk about how your AC is getting old and you need to consider a new one and a hos…
If I ever am walking down a street and suddenly stumble upon my exact duplicate or maybe even someone who looks exactly like me just slightly older, and they flip me off, know right now I am sure I deserve it.
Old Me never takes care of F…
I am so tired and some how I scheduled a repairman a week ago for 8am tomorrow morning when I was all boisterously happy and hey, mornings are great!
(sotto voce) Mornings, in fact, are not so great.
(In even softer terrribly whiny so…
It's a small struggle this morning.
I don't know what to tell you.
I’ve visited the Smithsonian hundreds of times. Warnings aren’t needed.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/style/2026/07/26/ive-visited-smithsonian-hundreds-times-it-inspires-wonder-not-division/
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