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Followers
2.1K
Account age
3 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
$40 – $65 / sponsored post
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📊 Post engagement
Recent posts · likes + reposts
Jan 23latest
25
Avg engagement / post
23–27
Typical post (engagement)
1.2%
Engagement vs followers
81/100
Very consistent reach
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
Half of recent posts land between 23 and 27 likes + reposts (median 26) — a dependable floor a sponsored post can count on.
🔥 Top post: Decades ago, it was possible to build your own Mac using spare p · 45 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.4 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 12 text · 0 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
192×
Follows 11 back. A strong ratio — an audience that follows them, not a follow-for-follow network.
Recent posts
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Ever have a project end up not quite meeting your expectations? That’s how I’ve felt about my turn-of-the-millennium vintage PC — and in the process of making it right, I almost killed it. New video!
https://youtu.be/BkcYzlj4Ns0
Fellow Minnesotans: Today is primary day, I expect you to get out and vote!
I don’t think I have much overlap with Bluesky so I’ll ask here too:
Anyone out there have a newer Crumpler Brace laptop bag? I’m normally a Timbuk2 guy but my Commute is getting worn out and I’m not crazy about their color options these d…
The mid-90s did not treat Apple well, and the company released some pretty, well, mid products. But was a seemingly mediocre model actually all that bad? Let’s find out!
https://youtu.be/hC0z7rMZ33E
10 gigabit networking is pretty hot right now…literally
https://youtu.be/Lx7QcNUtZv8
Apple’s clamshell iBook G3 was as influential as it was colorful. But it was also not exactly the easiest computer to repair. How bad was it? Let’s find out!
https://youtu.be/gTbXq2hX5uo
Just a few years ago, a prolific enterprise firewall manufacturer released what should have been an incredibly powerful home WiFi router. Let’s just say…there were issues.
https://youtu.be/Ex_34nQhpvA
This computer hates me. The feeling’s mutual.
https://youtu.be/9MCPCLecFVQ
You may have heard of Maclock, a cute alarm clock that looks like an original Macintosh. But what if it could actually *be* a Mac? Let’s see what it takes — it’s not as hard as you may think!
https://youtu.be/dRr5iVjMfqs
@hkz Could you comment on how the release of your Flaccid Ostrich project will impact BMOW financially?
I found a Bose Wave radio heading out for recycling a while back. Let’s crack it open, see how it works, and discover why it was disposed of to begin with!
https://youtu.be/cE-Ic-q5cpo
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
bitbang.social
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 25 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.4× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated49/100
Fair
Credibility score
78%
Mixed
Real audience
Medium
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 78% real, active audience · Medium fake-follower risk.
- Low engagement (~1.2% of followers engage each post) — a sign of an inflated or inactive audience.
- Organic base — far more followers than accounts it follows.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Professional nerd.
🔀 Audience overlap
EstimatedEstimated shared audience with similar creators — useful for avoiding overlap (or doubling down) when planning a campaign.
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