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Always wanted a piece of Uranium glass. Now to make a display case with a UV lamp. Also need to get it under a Geiger counter at work out of curiosity, should be somewhere between 0.2and 2% Uranium. Generally pretty safe unless you grind it up and eat it.
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The snails in my tank at work are meant to keep the algae down. They're not winning, so I took the shell off one to see if it would go faster, but it only made it more sluggish.
(I'M JOKING! But yes, genuinely trying to use snails to balance algae before introducing elodea.)
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Other find at the Cheeky Highlander antique shop: lovely geometry, don't know if it's a drum or stool, it was too expensive to sit on or hit.
And a bunch of our old science kit, some of it with my handwriting on, which was weird.
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It'd end up being a big display case, but this would be an awesome UV LED pattern for the base...
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Always wanted a piece of Uranium glass. Now to make a display case with a UV lamp. Also need to get it under a Geiger counter at work out of curiosity, should be somewhere between 0.2and 2% Uranium. Generally pretty safe unless you grind it up and eat it.
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Our Christmas tree from, I think, pre-covid, has decided to produce seeds. We've got three Christmas trees in the garden out of about 9 live ones we bought.
This is on YouTube now, and a fun watch. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQqVcdTH5bQ
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Physics being pretty at work again.
You know the old "dihydrogen monoxide" gag? Student found a bottle labelled with both that and "distilled water". Came to me to check it was distilled water. They found it funny when I prompted them to parse "dihydrogen monoxide", but pers…
Also have a senior student this year who wants to go into vet medicine, and is already a little bit in love with them, so bonus.
The snails in my tank at work are meant to keep the algae down. They're not winning, so I took the shell off one to see if it would go faster, but it only made it more sluggish.
(I'M JOKING! But yes, genuinely trying to use snails to bala…
Other find at the Cheeky Highlander antique shop: lovely geometry, don't know if it's a drum or stool, it was too expensive to sit on or hit.
And a bunch of our old science kit, some of it with my handwriting on, which was weird.
Basically, that green only exists because of quantum mechanics. I find that very beautiful, on top of the fact that it's a beautiful colour, on top of the fact that I've worked with glassblowers and know how tricky a beautifully thin piece…
Incidentally, that green glow? The glass isn't green. And Uranium (or Plutonium) don't glow green, despite what The Simpsons may tell you.
I purposefully took the photo in direct sunlight (hence the cat, for different reasons), because su…
It'd end up being a big display case, but this would be an awesome UV LED pattern for the base...
"Entropy, entropy, they've all got it entropy!"
(With apologies to Carry On Cleo)
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2026/sep/18/tech-billionaires-live-forever-waste-of-time-says-physicist-royal-institution
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