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50
Account age
3 yrs
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📊 Post engagement
1
Avg engagement / post
2%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: A neighbour found a rainbarrel being thown out. All she wanted w · 1 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.26 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 10 text · 2 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.2×
Follows 201 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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🔥 Top post
A neighbour found a rainbarrel being thown out. All she wanted was the metal rings for an art project, so i aquired the wood. Only half the thickness is rotten - there is still enough solid oak(?) to make coasters. Yay! #SalvagedWood #woodturning
Ok, so i think I have nostepinne making down. Which made me think Kite wonders. And a friend has suggested oven rack push pull sticks. I want to make knitting needle holders. Added to my existing spirtles, dibblers, honey dippers, smoke ho…
At the laundromat. Myself and another customer just juggled ourselves around a couple times because we were on the wrong sides of our dryers along a narrower hall. Then we both found out we were both aligning to the wrong dryers anyways. B…
A friend gave us holiday baking, and we passed the bag on to the cat. The cat likes the bag, indeed.
Wow, 2nd year in a row offering the choice of juice box, granola bar, fruit cups.. or assoeted chocolates and candies. Almost out of the healthy stuff, with the sugar mostly untouched.
Summer is fading, and the shed is getting colder. So, I am transitioning from wood turning back to IT for a few months. Step one, wow foreman has a few new minor releases. But first, let's bring g all the VM up and update them as needed.
Wow, the hydra episode of krapopolis hits.
Sometimes I just want to punch people who refer to disposable food containers as Tupperware, who refer to all wet dry vacuum as shop vacs, but refuse to acknowledge fascism because it does not exa tly fit an 80 year old definition.
Heh. The bathroom here has auto flush and auto hand towels, but not auto faucet. Three times now i have stood in front of the manual tap wondering why it did not turn on.
I tell people my wood is vegan, and good for hard to shop for vegans. Markets in the city, every 2nd person knows a vegan, markets in the country.. well, most people end up asking what a vegan is.
So i am watching YouTube. Thumbnail for the next video over says "this isn't a mistake". Start my video, first vocals a few milliseconds in is "this is a mistake".
The sync made me happy
Downtown for to bring my partner to eye exam. Parking sure sucks, feel sorry for people without credit cards. Think I downgrade winnipeg downtown from prefer not to go, to fuck off with that idea. Well, maybe not that bad, but seriously wa…
A friend gave us holiday baking, and we passed the bag on to the cat. The cat likes the bag, indeed.
Wow, 2nd year in a row offering the choice of juice box, granola bar, fruit cups.. or assoeted chocolates and candies. Almost out of the healthy stuff, with the sugar mostly untouched.
Summer is fading, and the shed is getting colder. So, I am transitioning from wood turning back to IT for a few months. Step one, wow foreman has a few new minor releases. But first, let's bring g all the VM up and update them as needed.
Wow, the hydra episode of krapopolis hits.
Sometimes I just want to punch people who refer to disposable food containers as Tupperware, who refer to all wet dry vacuum as shop vacs, but refuse to acknowledge fascism because it does not exa tly fit an 80 year old definition.
Heh. The bathroom here has auto flush and auto hand towels, but not auto faucet. Three times now i have stood in front of the manual tap wondering why it did not turn on.
I tell people my wood is vegan, and good for hard to shop for vegans. Markets in the city, every 2nd person knows a vegan, markets in the country.. well, most people end up asking what a vegan is.
So i am watching YouTube. Thumbnail for the next video over says "this isn't a mistake". Start my video, first vocals a few milliseconds in is "this is a mistake".
The sync made me happy
Downtown for to bring my partner to eye exam. Parking sure sucks, feel sorry for people without credit cards. Think I downgrade winnipeg downtown from prefer not to go, to fuck off with that idea. Well, maybe not that bad, but seriously wa…
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
mstdn.ca
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On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 1 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.3× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated80/100
Excellent
Credibility score
97%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~2.0% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Retired. Yay.
At work, I used to support a #BMC #Remedy envirnment at work, including #DWP and #SmartIT. Looking at #Helix. Used to support #Tririga and #M5FleetFocus
At home, I support a small #HomeLab for learning, and to host #HomeAutomaton #OpenHAB
I play the #Bass and #Ukulele
I used to dabble in #Photography and #RecordingStudio
I now
dabble in #MetalWorking #Lathe #CNC and #Failure at those, but no injuries
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