Weekend Ben

Mastodon @thebreadmonkey@beige.party

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Followers

5.7K

Account age

3 yrs

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Known for

I don't want to seem too insanium in the old brainium, but after a 10 hour work day I came home and made this for THREE PEOPLE. For context, this photo was taken after two of the three had already eaten and had seconds.....

25 views I don't want to seem too insanium in the old brainium, but after a 10 hour work day I came home and made this for THREE PEOPLE. For context, this photo was taken after two of the three had already eaten and had seconds.....

📊 Post engagement

Avg engagement / post

0.5%

Engagement vs followers

Jul 2023

On Mastodon since

🔥 Top post: Goodnight you bloody gorgeouses. You warriors of light and hope · 102 likes + reposts

📊 Activity & format

Posting cadence

53.3 / week

A very active account — posts many times a day.

Content mix

Mostly text

Recent: 11 text · 1 image · 0 video.

Follower / following

13×

Follows 445 back. A strong ratio — an audience that follows them, not a follow-for-follow network.

Recent posts

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🔥 Top post Goodnight you bloody gorgeouses. You warriors of light and hope and truth. May all the good things come to you in small but meaningful ways. Little things that lift you up away from all the big nasties that dominate our world in such oppressive and toxic ways. We cannot change t… ★ 102

It occurs to me this morning that I have been unquestioningly taking all of the vitamins my wife has told me to take, and that this would be an excellent way to kill me off. The perfect crime. Poisoned to death over nearly 3 decades. The c… ★ 35 I often marvel that there must be vast universes within others as there are within me. Infinite planets marching through their orbits into entropy. Endless swirling clusters of nebulae. A trillion trillion stars exploding into life and slo… ★ 45 Sometimes, despite best intentions, a burrito is a step too far ★ 15

I don't want to seem too insanium in the old brainium, but after a 10 hour work day I came home and made this for THREE PEOPLE. For context, this photo was taken after two of the three had already eaten and had seconds..... ★ 25 Just tried to explain Bobby Fingers to my wife and am now worried she might leave me ★ 12 Teachin' the kids about dubstep ★ 32 I'm very grateful to @roknrol for reminding me of Temple of the Dogs Hunger Strike, as I sit in the garden listening to it and am reminded of good times and good friends. ❤️ ★ 22 Well. 10k woodland run in 28° heat. I'm half the man I used to be. O'er root and shale, up hill and sand, through fields and forest. Blimey that was tough. Knocked the stuffing out of me a bit, but now I'm showered and changed and sat in t… ★ 43 Oooh, like zeus he's got magic powers..... Oooh, his hair so nice it smells like flowers. Yeah I can do song lyrics too. ★ 6 This is absolute insanity. We're talking about a footballer here. Edit - lyrics... Still in his stripe, thunder in his veins. Born for the moment, breaks all the chains. From midnight training to the world stage, he turns every doubt int… ★ 2 Urgh. Running. The worst. I haven't done any running since last Tuesday but it might aswell be last century. Any gains I might have made from running are DEAD. I doubt I'll even be able to run more than a meter. Metre? Mitre? Meetor? What … ★ 20

🐘 Community & instance

Home server

beige.party

Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.

On Mastodon since

Jul 2023

An established account with real history on the platform.

💡 Facts

🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2023 — 3 years ago.

👁️Averages 30 views per post.

📤Posts about 53.3× per week.

🕵️ Fake follower check

Estimated

72/100

Good Credibility score

94%

Real Real audience

Low Fake-follower risk

High Data confidence

Est. 94% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
Engagement (~0.5% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
Organic base — far more followers than accounts it follows.
Established account (3+ years old).

Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.

💚 Brand affinity

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Brands Weekend Ben's audience is most likely to respond to — from detected sponsorships in this niche.

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About

Hi, I'm Ben. I'm a heady mix of a serious responsible grown up man and a stupid man-baby idiot with delusions of grandeur. I'm a big nerd, really into music, cooking, books, films and scifi. I hate/love running and generally love being outdoors. He/Him Want to give me a million pounds? https://ko-fi.com/thebreadmonkey Psst ...wanna see some toots?... https://justmytoots.com/@ ♾️