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Me: accidentally opens Music app
Music app: We noticed that you are still not in the optimal state of allowing notifications from our application. Optimize your experience now and let us distract you in the future at our discretion
Me: no
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Me, growing up laughing at a movie line from an exec asking for a status update on “non-nutritive cereal varnish”, a simple joke about corporate optimization: haha I get this
Me, 2026, seeing a laminated sign disclosing use of AI transcrip…
RE: https://zeroes.ca/@kimcrawley/116880574385053909
Oh look, another optimization for something that no one asked for that we have to undo
Like, the Codeberg thing. It’s literally people who enjoy life and community against people obsessed with optimization. No wonder it’s completely unthinkable to them.
So many repugnant things are related in this space and I feel have the same rotted roots:
- Generative AI
- Algorithmic feeds and manipulation
- The US Defense Secretary’s obsession with males and their figure
- Looksmaxxing
- Hatred of qu…
RE: https://scholar.social/@jrhawley/116983080426833117
Cultivate this energy.
While at a long cafe session, I’ve often seen the same guy vibe coding and literally this guy every twenty minutes checks to see what the bot is doing and then goes back to scrolling Instagram photos. For hours. I see him at various places…
My heart goes out to those harmed and frightened by the terrible attack on the people at Berlin Pride. Let us take a moment to remind ourselves that we must still defend LGBTQ people against evil, life-alienating forces, and all of the man…
More people should be looking at projects like Rocq, Cruesot for Rust, and Ada Spark for inspiration.
You can really tell that type theory and the logical foundations of formal verification aren’t ingrained in standard undergraduate comput…
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