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Followers

277

Account age

3 yrs

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📊 Post engagement

📊 Activity & format

Posting cadence

3 / week

Posts several times a week.

Content mix

Mostly text

Recent: 12 text · 0 image · 0 video.

Follower / following

5.5×

Follows 50 back. A strong ratio — an audience that follows them, not a follow-for-follow network.

Recent posts

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🔥 Top post I could never post this elsewhere, because my ass would get flamed for weeks, but: The AOC and Bernie concert tour is ridiculous. What is the goal here? How is just repeating the same boring "let's do socialism" stump speeches they do during election years going to stop what's h… ★ 6

Yes, the world has always been shit. There have always been horrible people who want to do horrible things. But the thing dogging me about the 21st century is that we KNOW about those horrible things. Outside of places with a complete info… ★ 1 But the plain reality of the massive diversity of human bodies, social and personal identity means two sizes do not fit all, and never will. We have to broaden our ideas around these things to make it so as many people as possible feel com… ★ 3 I am a raging feminist. I think toxic gender-role shit needs to diaf, and that people who are perceived as women are socially, politically, economically and practically subjugated by a world that hates them. I'm even on the radical side in… ★ 2 But all that said, I also personally know these feelings well enough to understand people who have a much easier time finding a gender flavor that fits them well, and a much harder time dealing with a body that doesn't match up with what t… ★ 2 So that's where I am: can't find a flavor of cis gender that doesn't make me feel like I'm wearing old, mismatched bowling shoes, but I have my physical bits in about as tolerable a state as current medical procedures will allow. I can do … ★ 2 Meanwhile, in all of this, I realized my body dysphoria wasn't about my plumbing. I hate my body, plumbing included, but that's because it causes me constant pain and social stigma. If I could grow a dick and six inches in height overnight… ★ 1 Once realizing it was an option, I considered transitioning, but once I started going down that path, I realized that wasn't going to work for me, either. I allllmost fit a mold of slightly non-cis queer man, but that's the closest publicl… ★ 1 This is the sort of thing that led me to realize the enby thing. I understood that there were a lot of different kinds of woman I could be, and even more kinds than sexism would otherwise require. I tried almost all of them over the years.… ★ 2 It's also like being forced to write with your non-dominant hand (something that also used to happen, when there was a common belief that left-handedness was deviant.) Another example: Anyone who's worn a bra, especially an ill-fitting one… ★ 1 There is definitely a certain amount of gender dysphoria for cis people who don't easily fit into what their culture wants them to be: like pressuring you to wear heels instead of flats. But for cis people, that dysphoria can be resolved s… ★ 1 Just saw (elseweb) one of those posts arguing that being Trans is inherently sexist because it supposedly relies on gender stereotypes: That instead of transitioning, a person who feels discomfort about their gender role should simply buck… ★ 1

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retro.pizza

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On Mastodon since

Nov 2022

Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.

💡 Facts

🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.

👁️Averages 2 views per post.

📤Posts about 3× per week.

🕵️ Fake follower check

Estimated

43/100

Fair Credibility score

73%

Mixed Real audience

Medium Fake-follower risk

High Data confidence

Est. 73% real, active audience · Medium fake-follower risk.
Low engagement (~0.7% of followers engage each post) — a sign of an inflated or inactive audience.
Established account (3+ years old).

Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.

About

Raging Democrat, pop-culture geek, Gen Xer, author of SFF novels, amateur graphics dinkerer, spoonie, parent, occasional classical singer. Queer/enby (flexible pronouns.) I swear a lot. ID for profile pic: The colors of the progress pride flag in the shape of the state of Washington. ID for banner: White text on a black background: Exist. Persist. Resist!

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