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One skill I do not have yet: making cake icing that looks pretty. How do y'all do it?
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he's not sure what he's been busted for, but he's definitely been busted
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Je découvre l'astuce de mettre plusieurs ingrédients ayant la même base dans un gâteau pour rendre les saveurs plus complexes et enthousiasmantes 👀
Exemple dans cette nouvelle recette : gâteau coco, coco, et coco 🥥
https://desfontain.es/re…
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Today is the one-year anniversary of Hiding Nemo, my independent consultancy 🎉
I wrote a blog post about how it's been going so far (tl;dr: pretty good!) ️➡️ https://desfontain.es/blog/one-year-hiding-nemo.html ✨
@aworkinglibrary Has America Crossed the Asshole Threshold?, by Carlyn Beccia
https://thegrimhistorian.substack.com/p/has-america-crossed-the-asshole-threshold
One skill I do not have yet: making cake icing that looks pretty. How do y'all do it?
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