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91
Account age
3 yrs
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Known for
482 views
Vanta is celebrating #caturday in the apple blossoms. She's actually chasing bees, but we'll pretend she's just enjoying the sights and scents.😸
17 views
Saw @pluralistic this evening at the charming Type Books on Dundas West in the Toronto 🇨🇦 Junction district. Lovely store, but packed. I had to abandon ship to drive back home for bedtime (and before passing out from CO₂ build up) so didn't get my copy of Enshittification signed. 🙁 Next time...
📊 Post engagement
Recent posts · likes + reposts
Apr 29latest
84
Avg engagement / post
1–17
Typical post (engagement)
92.3%
Engagement vs followers
5/100
Spiky reach
Jul 2023
On Mastodon since
Half of recent posts land between 1 and 17 likes + reposts (median 2) — reach is spiky, driven by the occasional post that pops.
🔥 Top post: Vanta is celebrating #caturday in the apple blossoms. She's actu · 482 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.12 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 8 text · 2 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.8×
Follows 115 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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🔥 Top post
Vanta is celebrating #caturday in the apple blossoms. She's actually chasing bees, but we'll pretend she's just enjoying the sights and scents.😸
@justine Down for me.
OK... just referred my mother to mstdn.ca and gave her a starter pack of people to follow. 🤞
Hopefully this will pull her away from the Youtube-verse a bit. There's so much there that's just... wrong.
RE: https://mstdn.ca/@TallSimon/115492500472123320
I called it!
https://www.forever-wars.com/how-to-expropriate-an-artificial-intelligence-oligarchy/?ref=forever-wars-newsletter
"And while the AI industry, cognizant of the deep anger over …
TIL that my e-mail provider was silently dropping emails: no bounce notice, no delivery, forwarding configuration ignored, not queued anywhere they can find.
I looked for an alternative and picked the #1 choice for 🇨🇦 off a random site.…
Nothing like seeing your home city in the headline of a new ICIJ report, this time on money laundering and crypto currency.
https://www.icij.org/investigations/coin-laundry/crypto-cash-desk-currency-exchange-money-laundering/
Saw @pluralistic this evening at the charming Type Books on Dundas West in the Toronto 🇨🇦 Junction district. Lovely store, but packed. I had to abandon ship to drive back home for bedtime (and before passing out from CO₂ build up) so didn'…
NOAA has stopped updating their "Billion Dollar Weather and Climate Disasters" product. https://www.ncei.noaa.gov/access/billions/
It's not clear to me that this will limit the data that re-insurance companies (who insure the direct insur…
#onstorm Funnel cloud spotted south of Fergus, Ontario, near Ennotville. Overhead, no touchdown seen, time was 17:34.
Bother. The BoingBoing BBS is being shut down. The SubStack based replacement is awful, basically CSS wallpaper over less functionality than a 1980's dial-up BBS. This makes me sad.
https://bbs.boingboing.net/t/happy-mutants-rejoice-boing…
Saw @pluralistic this evening at the charming Type Books on Dundas West in the Toronto 🇨🇦 Junction district. Lovely store, but packed. I had to abandon ship to drive back home for bedtime (and before passing out from CO₂ build up) so didn'…
NOAA has stopped updating their "Billion Dollar Weather and Climate Disasters" product. https://www.ncei.noaa.gov/access/billions/
It's not clear to me that this will limit the data that re-insurance companies (who insure the direct insur…
#onstorm Funnel cloud spotted south of Fergus, Ontario, near Ennotville. Overhead, no touchdown seen, time was 17:34.
Bother. The BoingBoing BBS is being shut down. The SubStack based replacement is awful, basically CSS wallpaper over less functionality than a 1980's dial-up BBS. This makes me sad.
https://bbs.boingboing.net/t/happy-mutants-rejoice-boing…
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
mstdn.ca
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
On Mastodon since
Jul 2023
An established account with real history on the platform.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2023 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 84 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.1× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated80/100
Excellent
Credibility score
97%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~0.9× of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Dad, mathematician, risk, finance, hobby glass blower in the peaceable kingdom of Hazel McCallion and her successors.
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