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Followers
375
Account age
6 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
$40 – $65 / sponsored post
Estimated from audience size & typical reach — every deal is negotiable and held in SocialDB escrow.
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📊 Post engagement
Recent posts · likes + reposts
Oct 4latest
7
Avg engagement / post
3–8
Typical post (engagement)
1.9%
Engagement vs followers
62/100
Consistent reach
Nov 2019
On Mastodon since
Half of recent posts land between 3 and 8 likes + reposts (median 4) — a dependable floor a sponsored post can count on.
🔥 Top post: Lobster got catfrens. · 21 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.25 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 10 text · 2 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
1.2×
Follows 311 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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🔥 Top post
Lobster got catfrens.
Sometimes, Lobster wonder if crusade against Crab is just. Then, Lobster remember Coconut Crab, a creature who defy God and Nature and also eats Amelia Earhart! CRAB IS BAD!
Lobster love cats.
Lobster posts exclusively to the Bubble Timeline now. If you are reading this on different timeline...
PLEASE STOP IMMEDIATE! THIS IS ILLEGAL! D:
Much like orange Human lizard, Tromp, Deez Santorz is at least one quarter crab
Lobster is the guy Brittany Spears is singing about in "Toxic". It was a difficult time when Lobster was struggling with Botulism.
@georgia Hey, look at my kitties.
Did you know that Lobster still lives?
Have you ever heard of Yeti Crab? You know why they are called Yeti Crab? Is because they are very hairy..
But, here is big secret. Yeti Crab is actually SQUAT LOBSTER! But they live in toxic chemosynthetic environments.
Dis tell you ve…
Remember.
Crab
Really
Are
Bad
It in the name!
Text Hentai Games be like:
It is dark. You may be impregnated by a grue.
Remember that Thicc Thighs save lives, so go ahead and eat that entire sleeve of oreos.
@georgia Hey, look at my kitties.
Did you know that Lobster still lives?
Have you ever heard of Yeti Crab? You know why they are called Yeti Crab? Is because they are very hairy..
But, here is big secret. Yeti Crab is actually SQUAT LOBSTER! But they live in toxic chemosynthetic environments.
Dis tell you ve…
Remember.
Crab
Really
Are
Bad
It in the name!
Text Hentai Games be like:
It is dark. You may be impregnated by a grue.
Remember that Thicc Thighs save lives, so go ahead and eat that entire sleeve of oreos.
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
blob.cat
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2019
An OG fediverse account from Mastodon's early years — a long, established presence.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2019 — 6 years ago.
👁️Averages 7 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.3× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated66/100
Good
Credibility score
89%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 89% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~1.9% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
- Established account (6+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Hi Lobster is real life Lobster who learned how to use the computer. Lobster's name is Lobster. Lobster worship Doctor Zoidberg as a god, and give all praise to him. Lobster is biggest Gloria Estefan fan in ocean.
CEO and head of Research for Human Food for Humans Inc
LOBSTER FOR PRESIDENT IN 2024
(The guy behind Lobster is named Dave!~ Hi! Non-Lobster posting at: )
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