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Followers
1.3K
Account age
3 yrs
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I didn't water the flowers for the past two days because we'd been getting rain. This morning I saw that these flowers didn't think we got enough rain. I watered them, and set up a camera to capture the rebirth. This is a timelapse capturing roughly 4 hours in 25 seconds. #bloomscrolling89 views I didn't water the flowers for the past two days because we'd been getting rain. This morning I saw that these flowers didn't think we got enough rain. I watered them, and set up a camera to capture the rebirth. This is a timelapse capturing roughly 4 hours in 25 seconds. #bloomscrolling Classic Deicide seemed to be his favorite music... #chipmunk12 views Classic Deicide seemed to be his favorite music... #chipmunk One of my morning walk paths takes me past a yard with these beautiful globe nettles. I love them, and have now pre-ordered some to plant in the spring next year. #Bloomscrolling11 views One of my morning walk paths takes me past a yard with these beautiful globe nettles. I love them, and have now pre-ordered some to plant in the spring next year. #Bloomscrolling Today's soundtrack was a little more mellow than bellow, but Chipster didn't seem to mind too much. #chipmunk6 views Today's soundtrack was a little more mellow than bellow, but Chipster didn't seem to mind too much. #chipmunk

📊 Post engagement

Recent posts · likes + reposts
Jul 27latest
13
Avg engagement / post
4–6
Typical post (engagement)
1%
Engagement vs followers
17/100
Spiky reach
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
Half of recent posts land between 4 and 6 likes + reposts (median 5) — reach is spiky, driven by the occasional post that pops.

🔥 Top post: I didn't water the flowers for the past two days because we'd be · 89 likes + reposts

📊 Activity & format

Posting cadence
10.5 / week
Toots daily — consistently active for a campaign window.
Content mix
Mostly video
Recent: 2 text · 3 image · 7 video.
Follower / following
3.4×
Follows 373 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.

Recent posts

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▶ 🔥 Top post I didn't water the flowers for the past two days because we'd been getting rain. This morning I saw that these flowers didn't think we got enough rain. I watered them, and set up a camera to capture the rebirth. This is a timelapse capturing roughly 4 hours in 25 seconds. #bloo… ★ 89
Dear Verizon agent: Fuck you. ★ 5 I made this dessert during my lunch break today. My home office is at the top of the stairs above the kitchen, and the smell of pineapple and vanilla is overwhelming. In a good way. In the best possible way. Also, I cannot recommend this … ★ 6 You know this is only going to... ★ 2 Looking for a wireless router recommendation. I'm looking for something that: - doesn't require an app to install or manage - can be configured to allow inbound traffic to a specific server on the network on specific ports - provides relia… ★ 4 ▶ When I came out this morning, Chipster raced over before I could even sit down. #chipmunk ★ 5 ▶ Today's soundtrack was a little more mellow than bellow, but Chipster didn't seem to mind too much. #chipmunk ★ 6 ▶ ...but he's also fond of Behemoth. #chipmunk ★ 3 ▶ Classic Deicide seemed to be his favorite music... #chipmunk ★ 12 ▶ He came back again and again this morning. #chipmunk ★ 3 ▶ I've decided to call the my new chipmunk friend Chipster. He's been so brave and so hungry. I'm not sure what happened to Chip, but I'm happy to have Chipster coming around every morning... #chipmunk ★ 5 One of my morning walk paths takes me past a yard with these beautiful globe nettles. I love them, and have now pre-ordered some to plant in the spring next year. #Bloomscrolling ★ 11

🐘 Community & instance

Home server
techhub.social
A tech server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.
✅ Link-verified
Verified link
Proved ownership of a website linked on their profile — Mastodon's green-check verification, a real identity signal rather than a paid badge.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.

💡 Facts

🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 13 views per post.
📤Posts about 10.5× per week.

🕵️ Fake follower check

Estimated
52/100
Fair Credibility score
76%
Mixed Real audience
Medium Fake-follower risk
High Data confidence
  • Est. 76% real, active audience · Medium fake-follower risk.
  • Low engagement (~1.0% of followers engage each post) — a sign of an inflated or inactive audience.
  • Verified account.
  • Established account (3+ years old).

Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.

About

Business Intelligence, Data Governance, Kittens, Heavy Metal, Food, Fighting, and anti-Fascism. Microsoft employee, all views are mine not theirs. He/Him/His. Search enabled in Mastodon profile.

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I didn't water the flowers for the past two days because we'd been getting rain. This morning I saw that these flowers didn't think we got enough rain. I watered them, and set up a camera to capture the rebirth. This is a timelapse capturing roughly 4 hours in 25 seconds. #bloomscrolling Dear Verizon agent: Fuck you. You know this is only going to... When I came out this morning, Chipster raced over before I could even sit down. #chipmunk Today's soundtrack was a little more mellow than bellow, but Chipster didn't seem to mind too much. #chipmunk ...but he's also fond of Behemoth. #chipmunk Classic Deicide seemed to be his favorite music... #chipmunk He came back again and again this morning. #chipmunk

🔀 Audience overlap

Estimated

Estimated shared audience with similar creators — useful for avoiding overlap (or doubling down) when planning a campaign.

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