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Account age
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My pre-ordered eBook of The Psychology of Software Teams by @grimalkina has arrived!
I can't keep the world from burning, but I can continue striving to be a better leader for my team so they can better weather the storm. Cat's posts here are always insightful, and I can't wait to immerse myself in
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I'm spending the day in the kitchen today. We have guests coming for dinner, and I'm using the event as an excuse to make a bunch of Indian favorites and a few new dishes too. Starting off with a fresh batch of garam masala, and the house already smells delicious.
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I love his little face.
#chipmunk #squirrels
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For dessert we'll be having pineapple and black pepper crumble, also from the Dishoom cookbook.
📊 Post engagement
4
Avg engagement / post
0.3%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: My pre-ordered eBook of The Psychology of Software Teams by @gri · 12 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
7.5 / week
Toots daily — consistently active for a campaign window.
Content mix
Mostly images
Recent: 0 text · 6 image · 6 video.
Follower / following
3.4×
Follows 370 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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🔥 Top post
My pre-ordered eBook of The Psychology of Software Teams by @grimalkina has arrived!
I can't keep the world from burning, but I can continue striving to be a better leader for my team so they can better weather the storm. Cat's posts here are always insightful, and I can't wait …
For dessert we'll be having pineapple and black pepper crumble, also from the Dishoom cookbook.
Some of that garam masala is going to end up in this giant batch of Dishoom's house black daal.
I'm spending the day in the kitchen today. We have guests coming for dinner, and I'm using the event as an excuse to make a bunch of Indian favorites and a few new dishes too. Starting off with a fresh batch of garam masala, and the house …
I checked LinkedIn (where I posted the same link to the same blog post) this morning and found this absolute gem of a response. Most of the replies have been friendly and supportive, but this one... #chefskiss
I can only assume this rando…
Who fucking cares?
If he's dead already, dead tomorrow, or hangs on for weeks, what difference does it make? He's out of power where he can't do any more damage.
Also, champagne can be kept chilled indefinitely.
#UsPol
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It never ceases to amuse and delight me how the tiniest friend is also the bravest. All the big squirrels want to be like Chip.
#squirrels #chipmunk
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I love his little face.
#chipmunk #squirrels
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Chip started out the morning a little reluctant and timid, but he warmed up and was back to his usual self. This was the final peanut he took.
#chipmunk #squirrels
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There was a cat in the driveway this morning when I got up. He was a pretty orange cat with a stub tail. This was the first time I've seen him, and I chased him away to let him know this wasn't a place he was welcome.
The squirrels and chi…
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The grey squirrels are too timid to take peanuts from me... but they are more comfortable taking peanuts from Chip. Thankfully he's more than brave enough to come back for more.
#squirrels #chipmunk
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Some mornings I don't even have time to sit down before Chip comes barreling over for a peanut.
#squirrels #chipmunk
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
techhub.social
A tech server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.
✅ Link-verified
Verified link
Proved ownership of a website linked on their profile — Mastodon's green-check verification, a real identity signal rather than a paid badge.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 4 views per post.
📤Posts about 7.5× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated75/100
Good
Credibility score
92%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 92% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~0.3% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
- Verified account.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Business Intelligence, Data Governance, Kittens, Heavy Metal, Food, Fighting, and anti-Fascism. Microsoft employee, all views are mine not theirs. He/Him/His.
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