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Followers
48
Account age
3 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
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Known for
📊 Post engagement
2
Avg engagement / post
4.2%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: Back on the #crochet with the aim of making enough hats to have · 5 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.24 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 10 text · 2 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.3×
Follows 144 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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🔥 Top post
Back on the #crochet with the aim of making enough hats to have a hat stall at my kids' school's Christmas fair in 2026.
Hat #01
HAVE NO STANDARDS
TRUTH DOES NOT EXIST
QUALITY DOES NOT EXIST
It's obligatory for me to supply My Opinions - they're literally extracted via my job description - but them they're systematically nullified via denial, deflection and deferral.
And so really the message being plied is NOTHING WILL CHANGE…
The tactical trifecta of Deny, Deflect, Defer comprises an approach in which the purpose of middle management is to insulate upper management from the influence and opinions of the frontline workforce.
Whenever a worker says "X is a probl…
I've identified a managerial pattern in my workplace. I think of it as the 3 Ds:
1. Deny
2. Deflect
3. Defer
Deny: reject the validity of any problem flagged. This can be done subtly, but a bald "I disagree" is surprisingly common.
Deflect…
Tryna come up with a bookmark-sized #Mausritter pointcrawl I can run for my kids instead of watching tv before bed and within minutes it's a full campaign setting 😅
Being able to specify the terms of the natural language interface to an LLM has shocked me. To be able to say "don't lie to me. don't blow smoke up my arse. don't give me assurances you can't know. don't assume you know what i want. don't …
I have a referral, but I don't know if I'm #ActuallyAutistic. Nonetheless I've been following the tag with interest.
Massively AI sceptical. The ecological cost of engagment isn't even quantifiable. It can't write thoughts better than me.…
lol fuck no
I'm so far behind Guided By Voices's output that I'm overwhelmed at the prospect of catching up.
They'd have been good as a subscription service. Annual fee and you get delivered 7 records a year or whatever.
I see people talking about "reach" and "engagement" and "algorithms" and whatnot on X vs Bluesky vs Mastodon and I feel so lucky that I have no commercial needs whatsoever.
It's 100% a feature for me that unless I actively include a bunch…
I "uninstall" copilot from my teams sidebar every day, and the next day it's back.
If I'm also actually using it on purpose, however tentatively, surely it's just a matter of time before my resistance begins to crumble and I just give in t…
lol fuck no
I'm so far behind Guided By Voices's output that I'm overwhelmed at the prospect of catching up.
They'd have been good as a subscription service. Annual fee and you get delivered 7 records a year or whatever.
I see people talking about "reach" and "engagement" and "algorithms" and whatnot on X vs Bluesky vs Mastodon and I feel so lucky that I have no commercial needs whatsoever.
It's 100% a feature for me that unless I actively include a bunch…
I "uninstall" copilot from my teams sidebar every day, and the next day it's back.
If I'm also actually using it on purpose, however tentatively, surely it's just a matter of time before my resistance begins to crumble and I just give in t…
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
indieweb.social
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✅ Link-verified
Verified link
Proved ownership of a website linked on their profile — Mastodon's green-check verification, a real identity signal rather than a paid badge.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 2 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.2× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated83/100
Excellent
Credibility score
99%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
Medium
Data confidence
- Est. 99% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~4.2% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Verified account.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Frontend web developer, Glasgow.
#Pico8 #Cello #WebDevelopment #DiaryComics #Frontend #Scotland #Pottery #TTRPG #BikeBus #VisibleMending
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