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Account age
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11 views
Spike and Greg on the balcony. #catsofmastodon
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if you're using a macos later than sequoia or any other computing platform, please run this tiny p5js sketch (it's just a web page, click the play button) and tell me if you see dots in the spiral:
https://editor.p5js.org/smerp/sketches/R6yc9bCo8
if your rasterizer is fucked up, you'll see dots, as in the screenshot.
the shape, as defined, is ONE PATH and should be drawn all in one go, not split
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Spike on the balcony with me. #catsofmastodon
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here's the broken ass apple (a company once proud of its graphics chops) operating system renderer doing its broken ass rendering on an actual physical paper print.
the dots marked with (This) are artifacts of stupid software; a machine with 64GB of ram and billions of transistors apparently can't render a line with more than 256 points properly. how the mighty can kiss my ass
after i ran the sam
📊 Post engagement
6
Avg engagement / post
1.5%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: Spike and Greg on the balcony. #catsofmastodon · 11 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
21.9 / week
Toots daily — consistently active for a campaign window.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 8 text · 4 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
3.2×
Follows 128 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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🔥 Top post
Spike and Greg on the balcony. #catsofmastodon
bicycle pilgrimage to the big oomomo in don mills*. really nice ride through the ravines on toronto's trail system. if you never travel except by car you will never know how much beauty there is in this city just out of sight of the road…
i'm particularly interested in anyone running macos 13 or earlier to see if dots appear safari. 14 is broken, 15 is broken, 26 is also broken, but it wasn't always broken.
it turns out that some people who saw dots after midafternoon yesterday probably should not have, as i did some editing to that script to test how many points was too many for apple's renderer, and it was automatically saved by the playgro…
here's the broken ass apple (a company once proud of its graphics chops) operating system renderer doing its broken ass rendering on an actual physical paper print.
the dots marked with (This) are artifacts of stupid software; a machine wi…
hilariously, since i have already spent last week writing a path subdivider that's sensitive to self-intersections so it could render overlapping ink strokes properly, it was trivial to add another test: if the stroke has more than 250 poi…
specifically, if the path you want to render has more than 255 points, the first 256 points will be chopped off and rendered as a separate stroke, and the remainder considered as a wholly separate path (possibly chopped again, and again) -…
if you're using a macos later than sequoia or any other computing platform, please run this tiny p5js sketch (it's just a web page, click the play button) and tell me if you see dots in the spiral:
https://editor.p5js.org/smerp/sketches/R6…
apple's shitty line-splitting rasterizer, notorious for fucking up safari rendering, is also used in the print subsystem.
these people need to be fired
Of course this all feels pointless and futile
Spike on the balcony with me. #catsofmastodon
i wonder if anyone at apple could explain why my phone, sitting next to me, with the alert volume up, could receive a text and not make an alert sound. and my apple watch, on my wrist, also not make any alert sound, and showing no messages…
here's the broken ass apple (a company once proud of its graphics chops) operating system renderer doing its broken ass rendering on an actual physical paper print.
the dots marked with (This) are artifacts of stupid software; a machine wi…
hilariously, since i have already spent last week writing a path subdivider that's sensitive to self-intersections so it could render overlapping ink strokes properly, it was trivial to add another test: if the stroke has more than 250 poi…
specifically, if the path you want to render has more than 255 points, the first 256 points will be chopped off and rendered as a separate stroke, and the remainder considered as a wholly separate path (possibly chopped again, and again) -…
if you're using a macos later than sequoia or any other computing platform, please run this tiny p5js sketch (it's just a web page, click the play button) and tell me if you see dots in the spiral:
https://editor.p5js.org/smerp/sketches/R6…
apple's shitty line-splitting rasterizer, notorious for fucking up safari rendering, is also used in the print subsystem.
these people need to be fired
Of course this all feels pointless and futile
Spike on the balcony with me. #catsofmastodon
i wonder if anyone at apple could explain why my phone, sitting next to me, with the alert volume up, could receive a text and not make an alert sound. and my apple watch, on my wrist, also not make any alert sound, and showing no messages…
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
toot.cat
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 6 views per post.
📤Posts about 21.9× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated80/100
Excellent
Credibility score
97%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~1.5% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Also known as Sean.
Artist, engineer, talk.bizarre oldbie, actor, writer, socialist, queer, trans, agender, Canadian. Mefite, Ex @photopuck on birdsite. This is a no-pun zone.
See my artwork posted daily at @smerp
Follow with care; I don’t CW food, alc, or faces.
Originally signed up for m.s April 2017
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