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Followers
263
Account age
3 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
$40 – $65 / sponsored post
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Known for
22 views
We are not the same ,🤣
18 views
Is your mobile phone Ooerating System this based? @GrapheneOS just out here winning hearts and minds of those who deeply care about #privacy and #security
8 views
New Podcast Episode - Why The iPhone Is the Most Surveilled Device on the Planet #privacy #security #podcast #grapheneos
https://closednetwork.io/why-the-iphone-is-the-most-surveilled-device-on-the-planet/
6 views
Who Really Sells Your Fitness Data? A Verbatim Read of Five Privacy Policies - https://closednetwork.io/runna-garmin-apple-health-which-one-actually-doesnt-sell-your-data/ #privacy #health #fitness
📊 Post engagement
Recent posts · likes + reposts
Mar 7latest
6
Avg engagement / post
3–6
Typical post (engagement)
2.3%
Engagement vs followers
55/100
Consistent reach
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
Half of recent posts land between 3 and 6 likes + reposts (median 4) — a dependable floor a sponsored post can count on.
🔥 Top post: We are not the same ,🤣 · 22 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.5 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 7 text · 5 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
1.8×
Follows 150 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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🔥 Top post
We are not the same ,🤣
**updated - #ageverificaiton #privacy #laws US Age Verification Laws: Every Bill, Every Deadline (Live Tracker) https://closednetwork.io/us-age-verification-laws-live-tracker/
I will be keeping this US Age Verification Tracker updated as things progress over the weeks and months. #privacy #ageverificaiton
https://closednetwork.io/us-age-verification-laws-live-tracker/
Apple Is Putting a Uniform on Your "Private" Email — Here's How to Take Back Control - #MiniPod https://closednetwork.io/apple-is-putting-a-uniform-on-your-private-email-heres-how-to-take-back-control/ #apple #privacy #security #podcast
Ultrahuman says hackers accessed customers’ wellness data via internal tool - https://techcrunch.com/2026/06/03/ultrahuman-says-hackers-accessed-customers-wellness-data-via-internal-tool/ #privacy #databreach
Who Really Sells Your Fitness Data? A Verbatim Read of Five Privacy Policies - https://closednetwork.io/runna-garmin-apple-health-which-one-actually-doesnt-sell-your-data/ #privacy #health #fitness
Ain't nobody got time for that.
Is your mobile phone Ooerating System this based? @GrapheneOS just out here winning hearts and minds of those who deeply care about #privacy and #security
New Podcast Episode - Why The iPhone Is the Most Surveilled Device on the Planet #privacy #security #podcast #grapheneos
https://closednetwork.io/why-the-iphone-is-the-most-surveilled-device-on-the-planet/
The biggest surveillance system in history isn’t run by governments.
It’s run by advertising companies.
Good OPSEC rarely feels convenient.
That’s how you know it’s working.
"Confirm With A Selfie" coming to a screen near you.
Who Really Sells Your Fitness Data? A Verbatim Read of Five Privacy Policies - https://closednetwork.io/runna-garmin-apple-health-which-one-actually-doesnt-sell-your-data/ #privacy #health #fitness
Ain't nobody got time for that.
Is your mobile phone Ooerating System this based? @GrapheneOS just out here winning hearts and minds of those who deeply care about #privacy and #security
New Podcast Episode - Why The iPhone Is the Most Surveilled Device on the Planet #privacy #security #podcast #grapheneos
https://closednetwork.io/why-the-iphone-is-the-most-surveilled-device-on-the-planet/
The biggest surveillance system in history isn’t run by governments.
It’s run by advertising companies.
Good OPSEC rarely feels convenient.
That’s how you know it’s working.
"Confirm With A Selfie" coming to a screen near you.
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
closednetwork.social
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 6 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.5× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated66/100
Good
Credibility score
89%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 89% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~2.3% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
💚 Brand affinity
EstimatedBrands Simon :verified:'s audience is most likely to respond to — from detected sponsorships in this niche.
About
Host of the Closed Network Privacy Podcast | Likes to Run & Sip Bourbon. Let’s do crimes.. https://closednetwork.io
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