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Simon

Simon

Mastodon @simian60@toot.community
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📣Sponsored postOne disclosed post (toot) with your link and message. $12→ 🧵Sponsored threadA multi-post explainer or story — the fediverse rewards dept… $30→ 📦Product seeding / honest reviewSend me your product — I post a disclosed, honest take. Auth… $16→ 📌Pinned sponsored postA disclosed post pinned to the top of my profile for the mon… $36/mo→ 🔗Profile link (bio field)Your link in one of my profile metadata fields for the month… $18/mo→ 🔁Boost packageI boost (repost) your account's toots through the month — di… $24/mo→ 🏛️Instance / community sponsorshipSponsor the server I run — a sponsor line in the About/rules… $30/mo→ 🤝Mutual boost collabWe boost each other across instances — a value swap between … Swap→ 🎬UGC HireBranded content for your own channels & ads from $50→ 🎙️Podcast guest spotInvite Simon onto your podcast (~45 min, remote) $25→

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Followers
64
Account age
3 yrs
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Known for

Is this the face of a dog that stole a chicken leg from the table, ate that leg, and now feels really guilty about it? Well, 2/3 ain't bad.1 views Is this the face of a dog that stole a chicken leg from the table, ate that leg, and now feels really guilty about it? Well, 2/3 ain't bad. EU forces Irish government to collect tax it's owed...1 views EU forces Irish government to collect tax it's owed...

📊 Post engagement

2
Avg engagement / post
3.1%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since

🔥 Top post: Internal audit have fucked up and revoked dev access to source c · 3 likes + reposts

📊 Activity & format

Posting cadence
0.27 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly images
Recent: 4 text · 8 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
1.5×
Follows 42 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.

Recent posts

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🔥 Top post Internal audit have fucked up and revoked dev access to source control. The email says "reply all to regain access" presumably meaning "all the IA people on the to: list", but they've also fucked up and added everyone else to the cc rather than bcc list. All the Devs, all the de… ★ 3
Did you want something? No regrets. Would do it again. Is this the face of a dog that stole a chicken leg from the table, ate that leg, and now feels really guilty about it? Well, 2/3 ain't bad. ★ 1 Oh god I'm tired of microsoft documentation. I need to know what actual lines of code I need to type in order to use Entra Id to authenticate my local user to a remote app that is not in any way a website, web app, asp.net, or core.web thi… ★ 1 The dog has turned sleeping into an art form. The dog has obviously had a tiring morning. This counts as immersion, right? Interview news. Today someone understood what a number was, and how one might be composed by addition. They demonstrated the ability to use addition to compose a number, and appeared almost insulted they had been asked the question. Faith… One of the great innovations of human evolution is the transmission of information via speech. "The red berries are poisonous, but the green ones are good if you boil them till they're soft", etc. So why are so many of my work conversatio… Just found out that "Berkeley Breathed" is pronounced "Berkeley Breth-ed". EU forces Irish government to collect tax it's owed... ★ 1

🐘 Community & instance

Home server
toot.community
A large general-interest Mastodon server. On the fediverse the server a creator picks hints at their community — this one spans all topics.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.

💡 Facts

🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 2 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.3× per week.

🕵️ Fake follower check

Estimated
80/100
Excellent Credibility score
97%
Real Real audience
Low Fake-follower risk
High Data confidence
  • Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
  • Strong engagement (~3.1% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
  • Established account (3+ years old).

Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.

About

Not a real lizard. Science, Politics, Economics. 日本語や日本の文化。 Also dog photos.

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Did you want something? No regrets. Would do it again. Is this the face of a dog that stole a chicken leg from the table, ate that leg, and now feels really guilty about it? Well, 2/3 ain't bad. The dog has turned sleeping into an art form. The dog has obviously had a tiring morning. This counts as immersion, right? Just found out that "Berkeley Breathed" is pronounced "Berkeley Breth-ed". EU forces Irish government to collect tax it's owed...

🔀 Audience overlap

Estimated

Estimated shared audience with similar creators — useful for avoiding overlap (or doubling down) when planning a campaign.

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